What if you are weed
when I say “I am weed” I don’t get a date with megan fox I get beat up at the mall
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Presumably you'll wake up one morning rolled up in a giant rice paper tube, and the last thing you see will be the flame of a gigantic lighter hovering towards your head. It's a tough life being weed.
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This is just making me think of Jim Lahey piss drunk saying “I am the liquor”
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that’s much cooler
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Getting beaten at the mall is a dying art
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You gotta say it in Spanish.
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It's a ripoff of a way cooler salvador dalí quotepic.twitter.com/bNRJ31wEnB
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Yeah, but that's just because you're at the mall.
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People just walk past me without even noticing that I said anything
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