the most important thing about any relationship, romantic or platonic or familial, is that you gotta be in cahoots
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Fritz and Fiona! DYK: Cincinnati Zoo has saved over 1 billion gallons of water since 2005 & is working on reducing consumption & waste even more. To help us achieve that goal, water used in the hippo pool is 100% recycled rain water
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And do what?
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A sitting Republican Senator just asked the Supreme Court to reconsider Brown v. Board of Education.
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SO DO SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST
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The idea that an 18-year-old can walk into a store and buy assault weapons is just wrong.
What in God’s name do you need an assault weapon for except to kill someone?
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I wanted everyone to know that whoever has been in
contact with me over the last 7 days should contact your nearest test center.I’m sorry. I’ve had symptoms
for a few days and it has just been confirmed. I’ve been diagnosed with being Awesome,Handsome
Completely Sexy & Hilarious.
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The entire #MackenzieFierceton story in the New Yorker, which is egregious enough on its own, leaves out that trauma itself impacts memory and recall.Trauma can shutdown episodic memory and fragment the sequence of events. Making someone defend their abuse is not only wrong (1/2)
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I am too old for any “u up?” bullshit like sorry if you want to see me send me a fucking google calendar invite 10 days in advance
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I pay too much money for HBO Max to crash on a night like tonight.
And by “I”, I mean my friend’s dad whose account I use, unbeknownst to him.
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Some people are like I will stop at nothing and I’m like really? I would stop at a lot of things like for instance what if it’s difficult
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The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet
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idk who needs to hear this but wearing a mask to protect others around you in a global pandemic doesn’t make you “oppressed”
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Its like 2:30 in the morning and i'm still losing my shit over this clip
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Kim Kardashian walking into Pete Davidson’s apartment for the first time
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my dream? to stand on the street and say the words "yeah, i'm gonna have to call you back..." while watching some sort of monstrosity overtake manhattan
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