The best feeling in the world is an inside joke
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Catherine Pears
@catherine_pears
salt air and the rust on your door
Brooklyn, NYJoined April 2012
Catherine Pears’s Tweets
Uh oh! Looks like your claw clip got stuck on the strap of your handbag on its way into the handbag. Don't worry! It's simply a matter of squeezing the claw clip as to remove it from the strap of your handbag and then placing it inside.
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Wondering if I'm attracted to the fisherman Santa nutcracker I bought at Walgreens
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Puns don't get the respect they deserve. The cost of my uninsured dental cleaning today? $230. My response to a friend's charge by a plumber? Money down the drain. Both met with disdain. #SMH
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Really nothing more boring than listening to someone (a man) explain why they like shooting on film
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If you’re my bf and you’ve heard the story before, tell someone who cares!
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My Sunday routine? Enjoy 3 beers and a shot at a bar then return home for my lemon collagen water!
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Sometimes I feel bad about myself but then I remember there are people with storage containers
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There’s no such thing as a perfect twe-
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If Market Basket were to drop an original album which song would you be most excited to listen to?
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Happy and sad that nothing will ever sting as good as aren’tyouenviousthatforyouit’snot
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"Impregnatable people, in the right-wing conception, constitute a distinct, female, and subhuman class: a resource that requires domination due to the value of what can be extracted. The pregnancy matters; the pregnant person does not."
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I’ve spent so much time thinking about abortion, language, what I really believe and why I believe it. This is the closest I’ve come to articulating it sufficiently: every person who can get pregnant has the right not to be harpers.org/archive/2022/1
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If you're going to be unapologetically you, the least you could do is apologize
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If anyone ever thought for a second they would realize DiCaprio is simply drawing attention to a generation that will be impacted by climate change.
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Is a wave something that happens forever?? No! Stop calling them heat waves! Welcome to the rest of your sweaty, sticky life!
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Just read all of my drafted tweets aloud to my bf and made him pick his favorite
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I know I’m pmsing because the Brooklyn Library emailed saying they miss me and I teared up
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Idk guys I'm starting to think people get into politics for money and power.........
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If there’s a better feeling than exchanging a nod with a subway conductor I don’t know her!
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same but bk. she really is the only heartbreaker
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if you see a lost mitski fan wandering the streets of boston today, welcome them in -- they are heartbroken and have nowhere to go
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It’s crazy how many words and phrases we have for things that don’t exist. Like “male spatial awareness” or the old adage “New Yorkers using their turn signals”
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The feminine urge to make a list of presents your bf didn't get you
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It’s important to remember that there’s a world in which we never heard “you kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath”
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The mystery will always be how a simple forgettable uterine procedure—mine took 20 minutes—became a subject for government and courts, and a pretext for all this stupid bombast
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If you saw a petite (brag) blonde on the 4 at 6:45 this morning head banging & crying to the 10 minute version of All Too Well w/ a Dunks in hand that was not me
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