TheFantasiaBarrinoOfTheOpera

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High up on a lot of prayer lists.

Joined December 2017
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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    what bottoming for the first time sounds like

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  2. Apr 26

    Does Taylor Swift have some kind of social contract with white people to never sing as well as a black person?

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  3. Apr 24

    You can’t have Beyoncé’s “Don’t Hurt Yourself” and a man at the same time.

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  4. Apr 24

    I demand a racial breakdown of the measles outbreak.

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  5. Apr 19

    I’ll never be the same????

    2:20
    Protect this child at all costs. He is the chosen one.
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  6. Apr 19

    Y’all unbuckle after the plane gets to the gate like we didn’t all fly here on basic economy.

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  7. Retweeted
    Apr 18

    The amount of viagra Jay-Z must take in order to have sex with Beyoncé... whew. Her stamina! I’d fear for my life. Hell, maybe that’s why he cheated. He needed some mediocre sex, something a little more manageable.

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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    Aaron Schock's pivot from anti-gay congressman to Barry's Bootcamp instructor is representation for thousands of DC gays

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  9. Apr 17

    VERY PROUD SIS RN

    After six thrilling and breathless years at — as the founding editor of , then founding editor of , and most recently host of — I’ve decided it’s time for my next chapter. I’m excited to focus on writing full-time.
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  10. Apr 9

    God help me to never end up with a man that values his masculinity to the point where he’s gay, at the gym, and wearing more than a square yard of material.

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  11. Apr 8

    All I’m saying is that my thug misses at better have those servers primed for optimum output on April 17th, the day of our not quite but almost there lord . We know how to find you.

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  12. Apr 7

    Are you gay for pay or are you a monetized bisexual?

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  13. Apr 7

    GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG

    South Africa: Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions
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  14. Apr 6

    I just thought “there should be an app like Grindr that brings people Wendy’s” and anyway I just invented grub hub.

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  15. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    old town road is the national anthem now, sorry racists

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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    Being an adult.

    What did you glamorize as a kid, but after doing it as an adult realized it wasn’t great at all?
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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    BREAKING: Greyhound causes zoomie riot at the dog park. 🐕💨💨

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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    This is how people act on Twitter until they see you offline.

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Is this why Elon Musk was holding azealia banks hostage.

    Your skin’s melanin can conduct electricity, and scientists want to harness it
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  20. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    Every time my boyfriend asks me for something I just respond with this image now

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