Cathrina Dionisio

@catdionisio

Creative director/designer/writer, nerd, foodie, mom and wife. Sometimes I’m funny. Most of the time forget this account exists.

Orlando, FL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2009.

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  1. Me: Yes! Latina queens! This is America! This is Miami! Ah! They repped both South America and Puerto Rico in their dance styles! Culture! Also me: These mid westerners must be confused AF.

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  2. Me. Legit crying. Also, my mother-in-law is named so it extra hit me in the feels.

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  3. 3. velj

    OMG 😭😭😭okay you win

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  4. 28. sij

    Today in child wokeness: my daughter and her friends have already defaulted all pronouns to “they” when referring to someone they don’t know all mutually know. It’s not that hard people.

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  5. 15. sij

    Sudafed...almost as good as Adderall. Considering it’s an ingredient in Crystal Meth, it makes a lot of sense.

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  6. 3. sij

    I had a very weird dream that there was an Arthur land and there was a very long line to get into the park, and of course, and were in line with their kids 😂

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  7. 1. sij

    It’s the new year! Time for unattainable goals I won’t reach!

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  8. 31. pro 2019.

    I’m still bitter about Carpool Karaoke beating out Homecoming for an Emmy.

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  9. 19. pro 2019.

    This DJ forgot mashups became irrelevant when Glee started doing them.

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  10. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    Time to turn on that... (•_•) <) )╯OUT / \ \(•_•) ( (> OF / \ (•_•) <) )> OFFICE / \

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  11. 26. stu 2019.

    Wait... a women’s libido booster is called “Vyleesi?” Was someone in the marketing department high and watching when this decision was made?

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  12. 21. stu 2019.

    I am a convert. I’ll never go to my primary care physician again for a cough, sniffles, or a flu shot. is where it’s at.

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  13. 18. stu 2019.

    My husband was very sweet and bought me medicine. I'm on DayQuil right now and I feel high AF. Good workday everyone!

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  14. 18. stu 2019.

    I made a promise to myself to write one funny tweet a day. I failed. I could blame being sick. Vitamins and turmeric tea make your pee weird colors.

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  15. 12. stu 2019.

    Anyone else find out that a musician had a break up while they were working on an album and think, “Shit’s gon’ be fire”?

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  16. 5. stu 2019.

    I found an Izakaya where all the people are Japanese. This is going to be good.

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  17. 2. stu 2019.

    Flew into LA from the east coast and went to a party until 1 PST. I’m old but can still hang!

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  18. 1. stu 2019.

    Dude. I’m on a flight to LA and there is a girl wearing an face mask and I’m super jealous. It’s the peak of Asian street wear.

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  19. 31. lis 2019.

    It’s a gorgeous night, I’m a little tipsy on pinot, and the candy is almost all passed out.

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