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I have momentary abberations. We all do.
Sent to Coventrycatbinfever.wordpress.comJoined August 2010

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In the video shop. Trying to explain to a middle-aged man that the Twilight films weren't aimed at him. I just wanted them away from me.
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The Valentine cards Brenda's goddaughter got at school have had to be taken off her because of all the crude things that got drawn on them.
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I told Brenda it was a ghost that rearranged the letters on her fridge into rude words, but I was pointing at her goddaughter as I said it.
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Dinner at the golf club. I've asked the waiter about a couple of unusual things on the menu. He's asking me if I drew the one in the toilet.
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Brenda has just shown me a drawing on her fridge that her goddaughter has done. I didn't say anything, but I hope she's been punished.
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My niece is insisting the tiles I've handed her weren't brought down by the bad weather. Now I'm not allowed to use her bathroom any more.
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Brenda just handed me a tiny porcelein figurine her goddaughter bought her. I've promised to help look for it once the snow eases off a bit.
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A week's gone, so I told Brenda it's safe to go back to the unexploded catherine wheel. Now she can't get the nail out of the coffee table.
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Took in a parcel for next door today. We had a giggle in the porch when I mimed jumping up and down on it. She'd have loved this afternoon.
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I've just pointed out that some eggs have been thrown at Brenda's window. She's saying it can't be trick-or-treaters as they are outside.
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I've just kicked a pumpkin in the face. Brenda's in the kitchen talking about something clever her godaughter has made that I have to see.
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At a job interview. They're saying they've never seen anything like what I've done on my aptitude test and the desk. Quietly confident.
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