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Catbin Fever is FREE on Kindle today only. Enjoy. http://catbinfever.com/2013/10/04/jeremy-is-stuckcatbargainbin-fever/ …
6 retweets 1 favoriteIf you enjoyed Catbin Fever, you might like my biographer’s new comedy novel, Jeremy is Stuck. Or even if you didn’t. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jeremy-is-Stuck-ebook/dp/B00FFLB3JQ/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1380189949&sr=8-5&keywords=Rich+neville …
1 retweet 1 favoriteI broke a window to save Brenda’s new dog from a hot car, and now she’s moaning that I should have let her finish parking.
57 retweets 17 favoritesBrenda’s goddaughter was showing off about having the biggest present under the tree, but it didn’t even support my weight.
45 retweets 14 favoritesI haven’t mentioned that the eBook version of Catbin Fever is £1.53 for a bit. http://catbinfever.com/2012/04/06/savings/ …
10 retweets 1 favoriteNext door have put the bunting out. Everyone looks very relieved that it didn't spread to the house.
42 retweets 4 favoritesThe eBook version of Catbin Fever is nice and cheap now, so you can afford more stamps and pasties. http://catbinfever.com/2012/04/06/savings/ …
9 retweets 1 favoriteIn the video shop. Trying to explain to a middle-aged man that the Twilight films weren't aimed at him. I just wanted them away from me.
35 retweets 8 favoritesI couldn't finish all my pancakes, so I've scraped the rest through next door's letterbox, for their children.
104 retweets 12 favoritesThe Valentine cards Brenda's goddaughter got at school have had to be taken off her because of all the crude things that got drawn on them.
17 retweets 2 favoritesHere is a special seasonal extract from my book. Merry Xmas, loves. http://catbinfever.com/2011/12/23/festive/ …
19 retweets 6 favoritesI've got a book. This is a chapter from it. http://catbinfever.com/2011/11/24/outing/ …
16 retweets 8 favoritesHere is a chapter from my book. http://catbinfever.com/2011/11/24/outing/ …
24 retweets 13 favoritesI've thrown a Guy on Brenda's bonfire. Now she's claiming there wasn't a Guy and she can't find her laundry bag.
86 retweets 9 favoritesIf you get the electric version of my book, nobody's goddaughter can scribble all over it. http://amzn.to/ryMGGu
3 retweets 1 favoriteI told Brenda it was a ghost that rearranged the letters on her fridge into rude words, but I was pointing at her goddaughter as I said it.
49 retweets 4 favoritesOn my third attempt, I've manage to get a copy of my book through next door's bathroom window. They can pay me later. http://catbinfever.com
18 retweets 3 favoritesDinner at the golf club. I've asked the waiter about a couple of unusual things on the menu. He's asking me if I drew the one in the toilet.
21 retweets 6 favoritesBrenda has just shown me a drawing on her fridge that her goddaughter has done. I didn't say anything, but I hope she's been punished.
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