Someone with a “Less Honkin’ More Tonkin’” bumper sticker just honked at me to go faster in a school zone so my whole worldview is wrecked
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Replying to @immerspaetlin
Honest to god, when I first read that I was like, "what does that have to do with the Gulf of Tonkin incident?" My brain is broken.
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Replying to @casualmonolith @immerspaetlin
Now I’m picturing a navy ship with a “keep Tonkin I’m reloading” bumper sticker on the back
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Replying to @immerspaetlin @casualmonolith
Semi related: Years ago I was flipped off by someone in a car with a “I
lighthouses” bumper sticker and I’m still processing that.1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @LRonMexico @immerspaetlin
As a former New Englander, I can tell you that loving lighthouses and hating people is actually perfectly synergistic.
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Replying to @casualmonolith @immerspaetlin
I always assumed lighthouse lovers would be extremely polite and sweet but that actually makes more sense.
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Replying to @LRonMexico @casualmonolith
The glorification of lighthouses is the glorification of a culture made up of men who are living in isolation & pining for dead spouses YEAH I THINK THEY'RE PROBABLY PRETTY MEAN
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Moby Dick is the story of an angry incel and the whale that spurned him.
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