Cassandra Seale

I love the babe with the hint of lipstick on the track #Rio2016

now there's a lady runner with two hyphenated names all to herself! Shelley-Ann Fraser-Pryce! #Rio2016

there seems to be a correlation between hyphenated last names and ladies track and field talent! 3 outta 8! #Rio2016

hey @mta just so you know, the driver opened the train doors on the wrong side at my stop today

is it weird all the dry shampoos at the store have propane in them? guess that's cool to spray on my head..

RT: @AndrewWK "When party enters the body, fear leaves." #party #celebratenothate

last everything bagel you complete me

the trophy for second-biggest cutie pie goes to clete blakeman #superbowl2016

the trophy for biggest cutie pie goes to cam newton #superbowl2016

I bet Tinder around Congressland is poppin' rn #StateOfTheUnion

#dogthanking terrible hashtag for a good cause @purina also go rasta dog

spoiler alert much for the series finale category?! #behind

when you're in line for the bathroom and the previous patron does FIVE flushes

google maps should have an option for how long it takes for you to dope walk somewhere #laterpuns

interesting of showtime to show bunches of ep 2 of mr. robot in a row. all up on a different approach to distribution, liking it

not that I'm all hip to the music but this jamie xx album in colour is like musical nectar from the gods

one of my superpowers is choosing the bathroom stall that has just been pooped in

yes i was an uppity housewife who got angry bc of kathie lee & hoda. but srsly traffic/local news get a grip

answer is: THEY TRAFFIC. now move on to connie britton!!