caskings

@caskings

Professor of Mystic Label Switching at Hogwarts School of Switchcraft and Packetry

Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Joined December 2008
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  1. Mar 16

    Best views to be had

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    Mar 13

    I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I’m impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They’re all grounded.

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    Feb 19

    Dystopian worldbuilding: people eat mostly a foodstuff made from one kind of easily grown monocrop, like corn or wheat. It comes unflavoured, in rectangular bricks, because that shape stacks efficiently, no wasted space, for transport & storage. Eating it is considered patriotic

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  4. Feb 20

    Even better in flesh than I hoped.

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    Feb 18

    “So, about this Googler’s manifesto.” by

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    Jan 29

    Can you spot the bright spark? HINT: It's not in the driver's seat. 🔥🔥🔥 More:

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  7. Jan 17

    Saga with continues. No update on Tuesday as promised. Chase up last night and discover my order had been cancelled. Order attempt number 2 in progress now......

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  8. Jan 11

    Over a month since I placed my order for Telstra cable internet. Still hasn't made it to the provisioning team, no date set.

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    Jan 10

    "I hear you suffer from Asperger's" "No, I have Asperger's... I suffer from idiots" Gotta love !

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  10. 20 Dec 2017

    Dear lazyweb, easist way to migrate a windows 10 bootcamp partition between macbooks?

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    25 Oct 2017

    So turns out being in 25+ Slack channels plus all the DM's is actually worse than using email to communicate with people

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    13 Oct 2017

    Procrastination is the audacity of believing you are guaranteed a tomorrow.

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    3 Aug 2017

    Workcover Obligations with

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  14. 11 Apr 2017

    now at a combined 1.5 hours of on hold time with because what I need isn't in the manual or support website.

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  15. 11 Apr 2017

    In circular call center hell, , Which number do I need to call to get Technical support (not warranty) for Nighthawk M1

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    15 Oct 2016

    The murdered saline bag, the scene of the crime, the dumping location and the guilty party…

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  17. 14 Oct 2016

    Just meet a network engineer who has worked for ISPs in the past. But has never used linux. O_o

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  18. 10 Oct 2016

    This morning's office. Damn Brisbane you're pretty today.

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  19. 27 Sep 2016

    Best Network Engineer meme blog EVER.

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    20 Sep 2016

    I continue to be amazed at how many dogs need to be carried in San Francisco

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