James

@cashbonez

I like to type things into twitter sometimes

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2012.

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  1. prije 2 minute

    Every Oscars acceptance speech is standing up for the little people, or at least one of the little people, I don’t know how many of those statues they actually give out for stuff like Best Picture

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    23. sij 2019.

    “I’ve got your nose hahaha” “You idiot that was John Wick’s nose!”

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  3. prije 3 sata

    Carefully placing my vote into a shoddy robot that slowly trundles off over the horizon, occasionally bumping into things and reversing several meters

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  4. prije 4 sata

    I picked a bad night to try and rig the Iowa Caucus

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  5. prije 4 sata

    Executables: Great, good stuff, let me open them Programs: Now were talking, yeah wooo! Apps: No, No, No, No, No, No

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  6. 2. velj

    Rude of me not to link the video, it's pretty good:

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  7. 2. velj

    After years of careful clicking the youtube algorithm is now my good friend and only brings me the best stuff

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  8. 31. sij

    The Australian version of Con Air is about an aeroplane that is a flying gaol

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  9. 29. sij

    The reason surgeons need years of training is they’re not allowed to say “yoink” when they take things out

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  10. 29. sij

    I have just found out that it's actually called "The Great Pit of Carkoon" and I'm ready to find out about this Carkoon guy

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  11. 29. sij

    The monster in the Sarlacc pit isn’t called “Sarlaac”. Sarlaac is the name of the guy who dug the pit.

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  12. 28. sij

    Sometimes I’m hit by the realisation that I’ve never googled “best shirt” and I have no idea where the shirt I’m currently wearing fits on that spectrum

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  13. 28. sij

    Imagine if you had 127 hours of accrued annual leave and you wasted it all getting stuck in a canyon and cutting off your own arm, you'd be so angry

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    The most Sydney thing I’ve ever heard is strapping 10 tonnes of fireworks to a toll road in order to turn it into a tourist trap for one night of the year and then creating an entire economy around people looking at the toll road at midnight when the fireworks go off

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  15. 30. pro 2019.

    Imagine Abbott falling out of a RFS aircraft carrier

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  16. 30. pro 2019.

    I would love to militarise the Rural Fire Service, imagine a team of mechs stomping off into the bush piloted by kindhearted and sweaty 60 year olds with unbelievably broad accents

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  17. 30. pro 2019.

    The NYE fireworks would be better off delivered as an online course, with guided access available at DHS service centres for people who have trouble using computers

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    Thank you to the Japan Meteorological Agency who have switched the Himawari-8 weather satellite to intensive 2.5 minute observational mode in order to assist Australia.

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    house guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂😂😂😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  20. 29. pro 2019.

    What if the Sydney fireworks falls over, shooting fireworks across the driveway under your car and accidentally setting a little bit of bush behind Sydney's place on fire? What are you going to tell Sydney's mum when she gets home the next day?

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