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  1. 23 Nov 2018

    this after the tipped over on the freeway en route to the game -- classy.

    If the wonderful is able to come down tomorrow after tonight’s accident, DO NOT boo those kids. Applaud their efforts and sacrifice to be here supporting their team and university. Please spread the word.
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    30 Apr 2018

    Truth In Advertising Dept.- Should be labeled: Luke Skywalker (Force Projected to a Nudist Planet)

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    29 Apr 2018

    All y'all near Los Angeles, go see my musically brilliant nephew Ben play with his musical friends on Wednesday, May 2, at

    ad for three musicians, Ben Greenberg, Ian Walker, and Ted Case at ArtShareLA on May 2. pics of the 3.
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  4. 29 Apr 2018

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  5. 27 Apr 2018

    I used to worry that I had a fetish for Bajorans. Turns out it was just a crush on Michelle Forbes.

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  6. 27 Apr 2018

    In Scandinavian countries, the term is "bear favor" (Bjørnetjeneste in Danish, Björntjänst in Swedish). It refers to a story in which a bear tries to swat a fly on a man's face to keep it from waking him up... and kills him.

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  7. 27 Apr 2018

    I once joked with that if "f*** you" in Los Angeles is "trust me", in Silicon Valley it's "thank you". Turns out Japan has a name for it. "Arigata-meiwaku" is the feeling you get when someone ruins your day by trying to do you a favor.

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    26 Apr 2018

    Back when, I tried to keep this account politically neutral, but those days are gone. I endorse Jess. If you love science, you should, too.

    Here's a glimpse into what I do as a geologist and what's motivating me to serve in Congress. Thanks to for this great piece.
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  9. 26 Apr 2018

    In 2010, Donald J. Trump was cursed. Now he can see the future, but the only day he can see is Opposite Day.

    I am no fan of Bill Cosby but never-the-less some free advice - if you are innocent, do not remain silent. You look guilty as hell!
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  10. 26 Apr 2018

    Superb, even.

    Stamps are too small to depict the fact that nostalgic jingoism, fear-mongering, racism and flag-waving delusion narrowly won a referendum, thereby dividing the nation down the middle and ensuring longterm consequences for our society and economy, whereas owls are great.
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  11. 26 Apr 2018

    Maybe needs a new name. Is it too soon to suggest "The Discovery Channel"? :D

    Thank you for having Mr. Trump on this morning to discuss Michael Cohen and our case. Very informative.
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  12. 25 Apr 2018

    If you think vaccines need research, then you haven't *looked* to see the vast mountains of data proving vaccines are safe, and *were* safe when they contained ethylmercury. Which, if you're in a developed country, they don't any more, because of scaremongering like this.

    Replying to @tarastrong @matt1986wilson and 3 others
    No thanks to injecting mercury in my body. I do believe most doctors are good. Many don’t know all the dangers. I’m not AGAINST all vaccines, I just think there’s room for research
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    25 Apr 2018

    Dremio 2.0 is now available! Dremio 2.0 adds Starflake Data Reflections, expansive REST APIs, support for Looker, and much more. Learn more in our blog post , or download it now at .

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  14. 24 Apr 2018

    Current mood:

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  15. 23 Apr 2018

    Breed standard Dalmatian.

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  16. 20 Apr 2018

    Trump's greatest achievement: Being so repulsive to both North and South Korea that they discover common ground.

    SEOUL, South Korea (AP) - North Korea says it has suspended nuclear and long-range missile tests, plans to close nuclear test site .
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    20 Apr 2018
    Replying to

    JEHoover was an ethical shitstorm.

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    20 Apr 2018
    Replying to

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  19. 19 Apr 2018

    OH GOD AUDREY IS OUT OF CHEETOS.

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  20. 19 Apr 2018

    God dammit, now I want some Cheetos, and the only Cheetos in the house *don't belong to me*.

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