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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Feb 2017

    “oh no, not court” —judges

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  2. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    “Write this down: I’m a fuckin’ feminist.”

    I wrote about my pal Tony
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  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    guess what finally arrived

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  4. Jun 6

    bezos: how shall i spend my riches warehouse employees: can we sit down for just 15 seconds bezos: a giant lambo to drive all my lambos around in employees: please… water… bezos: put a bouncy castle on mars

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    Jun 6

    You asked , she answered. How do you actually do a pull-up?

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  6. Jun 6

    imagine gloating that you can’t figure out how to spend your billions while your employees are on their feet all day baking in a warehouse

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  7. Jun 6

    hurricanes really savoring their destruction potential lately, and guess what is almost certainly going to make it worse in the near future guess guess guess just guess

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  8. Jun 6

    many ask me how to learn to do a pullup, because they are sick as hell and who wouldn’t want to be able to do that here you go, in the newest Ask A Swole Woman

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  9. Jun 6

    making chronic lyme, a fake disease, about believing women is as helpful to the cause as the rolling stone rape victim's fabricated story

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  10. Jun 5

    "I want to make sure you understand how deeply I value the principle of private communication. Our principles will not change… Speculation to the contrary isn’t just baseless and unfounded, it’s irresponsible." —WhatsApp post-Facebook acquisition, 2014

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  11. Jun 5

    what if instead you made a new movie where you let donald glover do whatever he wanted instead of playing an existing character a third time

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  12. Jun 5

    tag yourself im zuck zuck goose

    im honestly shocked that continues to put up with my bullshit
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  13. Jun 5

    excellent piece on how body positivity has gone from an anti-capitalist political stance to brands selling back to us an exclusively personal burden

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    Jun 5

    "Facebook, Apple, Google and the rest are looking for the sweet spot they presume is located just below unhealthy addiction, which is also somewhere above healthy detachment." by

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  15. Jun 5

    tech companies are scaling back the addictive parts of their products bc they know we are all miserable and this close to throwing them all in the ocean

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    Jun 4

    So has a terrific roundup of Apple's new humane UX features but also how they're a subtle admission of guilt that they've let notifications get out of control:

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  17. Jun 4

    lord help me for i have tech blogged

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  18. Jun 4

    tim……… what the fuck

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  19. Jun 4

    damn

    Replying to @caseyjohnston
    I mean, we should acknowledge that the Trump administration has just opened the Mojave for mining of some of the very components that run our Apple devices that use OS X:
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    Jun 4

    the year is 2050. running adobe reader takes up 50% CPU of the most powerful machines available to consumers. the carbon emissions from reading PDFs now exceed motor vehicles. it's still impossible to copy/paste text from a pdf

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  21. Jun 4

    no way to interpret this naming this version of os x after a place that is essentially composed of “pieces of dust” other than a direct personal attack

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