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"a smart writer who’s so emphatically not neurotic... commendably swole" -NYMag / newsletter / couchtobarbell.com caseyjohnston on Bluesky
Los Angeles, CAcaseyjohnston.websiteJoined September 2008

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Some🙋‍♀️ personal💁‍♀️ news🙆‍♀️: I am writing a book!!!!! I’m extremely excited for this opportunity to unite our two great cultures (jocks and nerds) with no less a goal than burning the entire wellness industrial complex to the ground
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Writer Adam Conover called out CNN's boss while on CNN: "David Zaslav, the CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery, the parent company of [CNN], was paid $250 million last year...That’s about the same as what 10,000 writers are asking him to pay us collectively."
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I love tv, which is written by writers, and my tv is being sucked dry by these a-holes, you can’t curse on twitter so I am saying a-holes. I need tv to live and I would die without it. Pay your writers you f’ing d-head mf dip-s’s
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This is why Hollywood is officially ON strike. Hold the line @WGAEast @WGAWest! 👏 #WGAStrong #WGAStrike
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hi! I'm looking to assign more pieces for Good Fit, Slate's column on exercise. Right now I am looking for opinion pieces and reported pieces, and specifically *not* personal essays. examples in thread! $400-$750 depending on the scope of the piece. shannon.palus@slate.com.
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lmao i know we say it a lot but he messed up so bad. so so bad
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For the MTA, Twitter is no longer reliable for providing the consistent updates riders expect. So as of today, we’re saying goodbye to it for service alerts and information. But we're not saying goodbye to you, our customers! There are lots of ways to get real-time updates. ⬇️
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Extremely angry that I went outside and just laid under a tree and stared up at the sky for about 90 minutes and had like four of the best ideas I’ve ever had in my stupid life. nature works unfortunately
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I'm working on an unbiased article on dogs for the New York Times. I'm not looking to speak to dog owners or veterinarians at this time but if you hate dogs and think dogs are controlling your mind and that they should all be launched into the sun I would like to hear from you
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ashley tried to own me about muscles/anatomy and stepped on a rake the size of the empire state building
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I'd like to settle something: I say the clear posession of pecs by bokoblins would indicate that the females of the species have breasts, guaranteeing that they are mammals, idiots are claiming the fact that bokoblins have pecs does not own its own make them mammals, who is right
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Doing Erewhon brand assassination (bagging all the items in 100x used plastic bags, taking the prepackaged salad to my car and eating it sitting in the driver seat staring unblinkingly out the window)
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everyone wants to talk about "drag queen storytime is teaching children sexuality" and no one wants to talk about the drag shows serving Swing Fever realness performed by the Army, for the Army, at an Army base
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Teens are out there styling their hair with claw clips just living in blissful ignorance of the hell that comes next (hair sticks)
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I know we’ve burned a lot of goodwill on a lot of “this is honestly so important” space-holding for many incredibly dull/tedious/mid things because they had self-important messages, but this is not that. It’s like the opposite of Don’t Look Up in every possible way
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Our boys in strategic shades of brown smile with pure joy as they put on their drag getups, do their high kicks, and sing "Swing Fever," to the delight of their fellow soldiers. They are each of them serving, each of them one death drop away from star turns on RuPaul’s Drag Race
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The time U.S. soldiers put on a drag show shesabeast.co/us-soldiers-dr
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