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appears at: NY Times, New Yorker dot com, Matter, Vice, Hazlitt, Awl, Hairpin. Editor at Wirecutter. caseyLjohnston@gmail, snapchat casey.johnston

Joined September 2008

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  1. finally, a man has arrived to crack the case

  2. ok team lets get out there and find some tweets to fav

  3. cancel your plans princess bride is on netflix

  4. be the person your spotify discover playlist thinks you are

  5. what an interesting idea no one with more money and experience has tried and failed at before

  6. are you ever too busy to remove a tiny shard of glass from your foot so you just learn a new way of walking

  7. its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside

  8. I thought I was real slick never clicking "What You Need To Know About X"-headlined news articles but here I am, dead

  9. national sibling day is just a day created by Big Sibling so they have an excuse to tell you to stop hitting yourself

  10. to the person who added Soylent to the "Gruel" wikipedia page: teach me

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