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A Swole Woman at Self, Future Editor PITCH ME ---

casey@theoutline.com, caseyLjohnston@gmail.com
Joined September 2008

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    hello you look nice today i have made pitching guidelines for ’s Future section please read, comment, like, subscribe, and share with your content-creating peers

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  2. people really treat SV tech bros like omniscient gods and then

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  3. Jan 2

    this is the best one ive ever made

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  4. Jan 2

    My New Years resolution is to stop burning my mouth on hot foods and drinks

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  5. Jan 1

    what’s your position statement on sex for 2019

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  6. Jan 1

    *volcel voice* this portable handheld prevents me from wasting 5.4 minutes per day on sex

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  7. Jan 1
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  9. there is no defensible dimension here; it is not only simple but preferable for your readers to build upon other major outlets’ major months-old stories, rather than bigfoot them; in any case the motherboard story is here!

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  10. willful ignorance of existing reporting, at best, will not produce quality re-reporting of the same story, in which case it wastes time; either you knew about it and ignored it or didn’t know of it and aren’t really familiar with the beat

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  11. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2018

    Left: doc the NYTimes published in its new piece on Facebook. Right: the same internal document we published, back in... August. Piece also includes other docs we have published, that no one else has. God NYTimes is awful at this

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  12. the only thing I wanted for Christmas was for the “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” people to be sent back to 2010 when that was still a hot take. Maybe next year

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  13. also once i got an iphone 3gs wet and it set off the moisture sensors, i surgically applied tiny bits of paper to cover them up and the genius was fooled and gave me a new phone. do not speak to me of "anna delvey"

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  14. stepping on the cd drive and getting an ipod wet and getting both replaced by the genius bar for free are real things that happened to me eight-ish years ago

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  15. what else is there to say about apple; as a kid they taught me its ok to be rigidly uncompromising in your vision, eventually turning into an unrecognizable version of what you once were, as long as it lets you make the most money out of everyone

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  16. This was not an exaggeration

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  17. it’s gonna be a chilled chicken breast too I’m so sorry I don’t want this for either of us

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  18. apologies in advance to my Amtrak seatmate but for reasons that are beyond either of our control I will have to eat a rotisserie chicken breast directly out of a sandwich bag right in front of you

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  19. the glitter industry that doesn't want us to know it's a glitter industry IS automotive paint, right

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  20. maybe my best advice is if you’re going to “start going to the gym” “in the new year” just go now, it’s very empty and a nice time to get used to everything before it gets crowded Jan 1 when everyone else starts going too

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  21. it’s that time of year when soon you have to start eating perfectly and working out perfectly again, but don’t worry this will help

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