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oscar nominations come out and suddenly everyone is an expert on cinema? sorry no that’s only me
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was it a snub or was it simply not nominated 🤔
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bill nighy ... hottest man ever nominated for oscar
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proud of my eyebrow twin
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Jennifer Connelly on Nepo Babies: "I haven’t been following the nepo baby debate. I don’t know what the debate is." bit.ly/3iVfnfG
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Alexander Skarsgård at the INFINITY POOL Sundance premiere red carpet sporting the official INFINITY POOL dog collar and leash.
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also locked eyes with a famous woman in one of the disgusting bathrooms it was either Claire Danes or Keri Russell possibly another white woman. can’t remember who but I will never forget the cringe
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rip regal union square so many memories: someone kept farting during world war z, i told a guy to put his phone away during Justice League, a woman took work calls during Spider-Man Into the Spider verse, rapper Common saw me with a popcorn and coke and said “amazing”
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39 more Regal theaters are closing in the US amid bankruptcy. See the full list. businessinsider.com/movie-theaters
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i hope the M3gan franchise lasts so long that at some point in the series Allison Williams is the M3gan
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my style goal for 2023 is Alan Cumming and Kate Chastain in The Traitors
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Women Talking!!!!!!! accurately named movie u need to see it
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Sorry but I feel like nobody prepared me for how truly, truly great ‘Women Talking’ is
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Jo Calderone walked so Austin Butler could run
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me watching a man in a movie
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would like to see Andrew Garfield do this
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Omg another one , amazing
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It’s not just that someone in Brooklyn has a big print of just Matt Damon’s name in a pretty regular font it’s that they’re using it in the background of all their Craigslist listings
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matt damon
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cirie fields u will always be famous
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Tom Cruise Columbo-ing Harvey Weinstein i don’t know a better man
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this show is a masterpiece i think
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not Alan Cumming putting his whole pussy into hosting The Traitors
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Austin Butler is the best thing we’ve had since Lady Gaga speaking in the accents for every country she was in on the Monster Ball tour
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Austin Butler refusing to stop talking like Elvis is simply one of the coolest and best things a celebrity has done in a long time. More people need to go to the lady Gaga school of being a famous person
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Neko Case is Lydia Tár
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can’t believe i had to read an entire article about the Thelma & Louise musical to find out that Neko Case is involved
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Andrew Garfield next
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thank u miley cyrus for sharing your workout routine i was genuinely asking
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if Warner Bros. Discovery wants a guaranteed hit I’m sure she’d do a cooking show, I’m happy to conceive and pitch a concept
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“of course you like him, Carrie” “he’s a nerd” “you definitely have a type”
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i want it on the record that when i was very into Andrew Garfield circa 2010 my friends made fun of me
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so many of you breaking the law
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only two days left to post your dumb opinions about movies … in 2023 this will be illegal (to me)
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