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Carrie Wittmer 🦇
@carriesnotscary
very serious writer. contributor also in etc. hire me pls carrieewittmer@gmail
Brooklyn, NYcarriesnotscary.comJoined March 2009

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rip regal union square so many memories: someone kept farting during world war z, i told a guy to put his phone away during Justice League, a woman took work calls during Spider-Man Into the Spider verse, rapper Common saw me with a popcorn and coke and said “amazing”
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39 more Regal theaters are closing in the US amid bankruptcy. See the full list. businessinsider.com/movie-theaters
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#thistake calls to mind how many great critics don't have jobs but people like this do? lmao
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#Babylon calls to mind how many great directors have had a an epic misfire in them: Francis Ford Coppola and “One from the Heart,” Martin Scorsese and “New York, New York," David Lynch and “Wild at Heart,” or even Stanley Kubrick and "Eyes Wide Shut." bit.ly/3XvNV6J
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Austin Butler is the best thing we’ve had since Lady Gaga speaking in the accents for every country she was in on the Monster Ball tour
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Austin Butler refusing to stop talking like Elvis is simply one of the coolest and best things a celebrity has done in a long time. More people need to go to the lady Gaga school of being a famous person
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Amanda Seyfried and Evan Rachel Wood Workshopping a ‘Thelma & Louise’ Musical Adaptation (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2023/tv/news/a
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