CarrickDB

@carrickdb

I work on safe places for 1’s and 0’s.

Semiconductor Canyon
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    17. ruj 2019.

    The template for every question on Stack Overflow: Question: How do you delete a file? First and most upvoted comment: What are you trying to accomplish?

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  2. prije 16 sati

    I finally got my windows machine working and had this exchange with my brother:

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  3. prije 19 sati

    “This kid rhymes ‘mad’ and ‘glad’ and gets best new artist of the year??” —some lyricist, presumably

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  4. 2. velj

    For every hour I spend in the gym, I spend about 4 hours on agita about going to the gym.

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  5. 1. velj

    Things I’ve given up on: 1. Becoming a movie star. 2. Ever remembering to take Kleenex out of pants pockets before putting the laundry in the wash.

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  6. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    31. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    with nature documentary voiceover

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  7. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    26. ruj 2018.
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  8. 31. sij
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  9. 31. sij

    Lots of terms have regional differences. For instance, in California, we say “start up”, while the rest of the country says “small business.”

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    30. sij

    c programmers can have little a undefined behavior, as a treat

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  11. 28. sij

    Would you like to manage a team of applied cryptography experts who also have superpowers*? Of course you do. DMs are (actually) open (this time). 🤦🏻‍♀️ * No superpowers.

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    28. sij

    I'm hiring a Sr. Director of Information Security at . Come work for our amazing infosec team, securing a modern cloud-based SaaS security product business.

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  13. 28. sij

    this is just to say I have eaten the white chocolate blondies I was going to bring in to work tomorrow and which you probably would have enjoyed forgive me they were so gooey and so diabetes-inducing

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  14. 28. sij

    Companies that only communicate by phone during business hours: Do you think we all have executive suites to take private phone calls in during the day or what?

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  15. 26. sij

    Anyone want this?

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  16. 26. sij

    Interviewer at Microsoft: Apparently you once tweeted “Fuck you, Windows.” What did you mean by that? Me, shaking: I deleted that five years ago. Interviewer:

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  17. 26. sij

    So to get Windows, you need to already have Windows. FUCK YOU, WINDOWS!!!!!

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  18. 25. sij

    I’m doing brunch AND going for a hike this weekend. Do I get some sort of Millennial badge?

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  19. 25. sij

    Me: This is great, I’m getting a good workout. Also me: IT’S A BAD SIGN IF MAKING YOUR BED FEELS LIKE A WORKOUT

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    23. sij

    Quit posting pics of your parent’s grandkids on Facebook. Email them instead. Bang, you’re no longer perpetrating this online dystopia.

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  21. 23. sij

    I bought a second sweater so I wouldn’t only wear the first one and now I only want to wear the second one 🤦🏻‍♀️

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