Andrew Carpenter

@carpstale

When not talking about himself in the third person, Andrew can be found moving from town to town, righting wrongs, leaving behind a trail of heartbroken women

I live in a Toyota Tacoma
Joined September 2010

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  1. 23 Aug 2016

    Wall Street Gets One Step Closer To Embracing Blockchain

  2. 20 Feb 2016
  3. 8 Dec 2015
  4. 3 Mar 2013

    Better to be lonely alone than lonely together

  5. 3 Mar 2013

    Most people aren't talking to the other people in the conversation, they are talking to themselves

  6. 28 Feb 2013

    The problem with social media is almost no one has anything to say but everyone can talk

  7. 28 Feb 2013

    Hello social world, im back because this is a medium where i can talk but dont have to listen.

  8. 23 Dec 2011

    Agnostic Thinks #3 is the Man Who Robbed Him, But He Can't Be Sure

  9. 21 Dec 2011

    Down To Earth Millionaire Uses $1 Pen

  10. 16 Dec 2011

    Having Sex With Pistachio Fucking Nuts Reports Psychiatrist

  11. 15 Dec 2011

    Mail Woman Finds Job Title Confusing

  12. 15 Dec 2011

    Fisherman Disappointed With Nightclub's Bass

  13. 31 Mar 2011

    Memory restored, wish I could forget the fee. It comes back in bits and pieces, still trying to sort it all out. Cant tell which are dreams

  14. 21 Mar 2011

    left Wasatch range, headin for chi-town. Gunna lay low while I meet with an ex FBI guy who, for a fee, says he can help bring back my memory

  15. 20 Mar 2011

    Petrov had quite a story to tell. He seems to think I've undergone cognitive manipulation with the substance. That I'm not who I remember.

  16. 17 Mar 2011

    Hiking up Diamond Fork Canyon to meet with Petrov, Russian Expat. Knows about the substance program. Had to ditch the truck, it was wired.

  17. 10 Mar 2011

    Met Gusty, an old sniper buddy of mine, at a truck stop. Says I'm in deep, the substance has something to do with PETA. Gusty got me a glock

  18. 9 Mar 2011

    Turns out they had gotten to her, she had a son I didn't know about. They shot her just as she told me they have her son. Heading south.

  19. 9 Mar 2011

    Secret agents just raided the house, looking for the sample, escaped out the back, hiding out with stripper friend

  20. 15 Oct 2010

    Ladies- please stop wearing your cross necklaces so they hang between your breasts. Its just conflicting.

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