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Eternally Sarcastic Memesmith specializing in the creation of memes to support President Donald J. Trump. Content that I post was "Doctored" by me.🎥 👨‍⚕️⚕️

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    Carpe Donktum 🔹‏ @CarpeDonktum 8h8 hours ago

    What really happened during the #DemDebate technical difficulties.pic.twitter.com/5QLqxkyVvl

    11:18 PM - 26 Jun 2019
    • 4,551 Retweets
    • 10,580 Likes
    • james donald The Peoples Champ Darcy silvergirl2016 Kirsten Halpin Kelso Matthew J. Palumbo Jessica Hirmas brayden teeths
    663 replies 4,551 retweets 10,580 likes
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      2. Carpe Donktum 🔹‏ @CarpeDonktum 8h8 hours ago

        Available on my YouTube Herehttps://youtu.be/AfRmyMlVVuc 

        18 replies 175 retweets 626 likes
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      3. Carpe Donktum 🔹‏ @CarpeDonktum 8h8 hours ago

        If you like my Memes, consider supporting my work either through my Patreon Account or Paypal. Paypal: http://paypal.me/CarpeDonktum  Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/carpedonktum 

        7 replies 100 retweets 367 likes
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      4. Carpe Donktum 🔹‏ @CarpeDonktum 8h8 hours ago

        On @bitchute here!https://www.bitchute.com/video/EUl3BlEQBebg/ …

        8 replies 120 retweets 416 likes
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      5. Carpe Donktum 🔹‏ @CarpeDonktum 8h8 hours ago

        https://www.facebook.com/TheRealDonktum/videos/348459389153754 …

        2 replies 39 retweets 179 likes
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      1. Jackson Raj Nadar‏ @jack_nadar 4h4 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum @C4CEO

        Dude you're a genius. 😂😂😂 Trump retweeted you already haha

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      2. Craig E‏ @craig_eckert 4h4 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        You should have a cabinet level position

        3 replies 1 retweet 81 likes
      3. DJ‏ @DJNYified 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @craig_eckert @CarpeDonktum

        Department of Memetic Warfare.

        0 replies 2 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Whipreck‏ @Whipreck 3h3 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        Time for @CarpeDonktum to be named #PoetLaureate and be given a #PresidentialMedalofFreedom @realDonaldTrump. @parscale needs to get him on the social media team for the 2020 campaign.

        1 reply 3 retweets 31 likes
      3. Kevin W‏ @Kevin_Iowa 3h3 hours ago
        Replying to @Whipreck @CarpeDonktum and

        Genius

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Karli Bonne’ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @kbq225 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        Congratulations @realDonaldTrump loved this one too!!!😂😂🤣🤣

        0 replies 10 retweets 58 likes
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      1. Mario Javier‏ @mjavierito 3h3 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        The Madcow “what’s happening” is the best part. Love it.

        0 replies 3 retweets 70 likes
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      1. Randal McLovin‏ @RandalMcLovin 8h8 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahaha

        0 replies 1 retweet 86 likes
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      1. ttcoach‏ @mvgmom 8h8 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        Lol 😂 you make life "FUN AGAIN" 😂

        0 replies 5 retweets 94 likes
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      1. DJT  🇺🇸‏ @camjohn_ 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        You are becoming far too effective for big tech's liking. I fear de-platforming is coming soon. Hope I'm wrong.

        0 replies 2 retweets 44 likes
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      1. Hurra! Die Toten reiten schnell!  🇮🇹 🇸🇪 🇺🇸 🇨🇿‏ @0xDEADBEEF7 7h7 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        pic.twitter.com/Osp5qc0T6n

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      2. Matthew Mckorn SR‏ @Mckorn524 8h8 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        Wow @CarpeDonktum you’re a stickler for time, and I love it!pic.twitter.com/W9myPolowI

        1 reply 3 retweets 19 likes
      3. Jordan Miller‏ @jordanm244 7h7 hours ago
        Replying to @Mckorn524

        pic.twitter.com/rb5uVK6m19

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Kevin W‏ @Kevin_Iowa 3h3 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        @CarpeDonktum needs a push from everyone to finally get his blue check mark. When the most powerful man in the universe RTs your work on multiple occasions, you’ve earned it.

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      1. Wildwomanrising‏ @wildwomanrising 3h3 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        Dude! Seriously freaking awesome!!

        0 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
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      1. Victor Gonzalez‏ @vicgon628 8h8 hours ago
        Replying to @CarpeDonktum

        Oh my God! Could you imagine the audience's reaction to something this amazing? Lol

        0 replies 2 retweets 56 likes
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