If, like me, you’re profoundly alone and your life is sometimes so devoid of meaning that you seek significance in a Milano cookie from Pepperidge Farm, I’ve got some advice for you.pic.twitter.com/4xhiqm8KJO
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I'd make an exception for those peppermint Milano slices they had out during the holidays. Those were much lighter and quite good on their own.
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