the dude she's on a date with kept not paying attention to her and staring at three women laughing at the bar like 5 feet away
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then he's like ~*~excuse me for a minute~*~ and then walks over to the women at the bar, 5 feet away.
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Now she's hanging with her besties and they're like I'M GETTING SO OLD AND ALL THE GOOD GUYS ARE TAKEN so we're setting up the pitch here
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as they wonder who will be the last to marry, one of the gals delivers this baffling line:
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"We're running out of guys! Our HUSBANDS are running out of guys!"
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ChristianMingle: The Movie synopsis: in a city where all the men are bisexual, can one woman find love and god in time to get married
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this rules. she flips through a bunch of bad infomercials then lands on a gauzy christianmingle ad made with some level of competence
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oh no her last remaining unmarried friend just got engaged. *sonic drowning music plays*
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I can't for the life of me figure out why you're choosing to suffer through this film, but...thank you.
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