Oh come on now. Peanuts I'd believe, but cashews?
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My brain instantly cut to Michael Caine in the Muppet Christmas Carol saying " think of the grocery bills" and...nope, my primitive brain can't even comprehend money like that.
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"Death by Cashews" is an obituary headline that doesn't get nearly enough press.
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If he started this cashews-per-minute diet today, he could feed himself for roughly 65,000 years before he was out of money.
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Not going to be a very long life if he's force fed cashews.
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I heard Bezos will only eat honey roasted cashews for weeks until he can shit out pure honey roasted cashew paste to serve on a silver tray to his warehouse slaves.
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In fairness it would be a short/poop stained life.
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