Maybe my job search would go better if I take a cue from Rudy Giuliani and add Former Attorney General of the United States to my resume despite never having held that office. 


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If I ever need to hire a former Attorney General of the United States, I’d hire you!
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I mean, take a page from my book and just say you were a 19th century Antarctic explorer, wrote Moby Dick, were there for the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, inspired a young Marx to write his ideas down, taught Michelangelo to paint, and discovered the lost city of Atlantis
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Fake it till you make it!
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