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"What was it you wanted me to do today?" "Pay the electric bill, empty the dishwasher, defrag the hard drive. Why, what did you do?" "Paid the electric bill, then ordered the dismemberment of a journalist. Was that wrong? I still defragged the hard drive."
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A mistake is taking a drink of milk that is past its date. This is so far from that lmao wow.
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"it just happened. Things like that just happen, right?? Like having sex with a corpse, it just happens."
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Real whoopsy doodle there!
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Accidentally brought along my own bone saw for it too

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Meant to grab my toothbrush, whoops, it happens.
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