this is followed by chess, the swordfight of the mind.
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after that you play a MOBA of their choosing. this is the part i'm worried about b/c i'm still not convinced MOBAs are real and have intelligible rules
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when we were touring a house the other day the one real estate agent suddenly said "ALEXA PLAY MUSIC" and then we sat in silence for a couple seconds and she said "I just wanted to make sure there wasn't one of those listening to us".
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I received a text message from a different realtor's assistant asking if we wanted to see a specific different house. This exchange followed:pic.twitter.com/FbsLVrrA6y
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this week is revealing to me the state of our relationship with fake computer personalities
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so when a seller accepts your offer, which was let's say $5k below the asking price and you're sort of in a daze with how fast you found a place you really liked and that you could pull this off at all, you now have 14 days to get a home inspector in there to scrutinize the place
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(this is to say we found a place and they accepted our offer and it's a steal)
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so you call the home inspector and they come out and look for basically everything that could go wrong, from the roof to the basement to the appliances to the pest situation, etc etc etc. the one we called is bringing an infrared gun to check for INVISIBLE MOISTURE
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you know what's weird about buying a house? you hear the word RADON for the first time since elementary school. it's a radioactive gas that seeps up through the ground and gives you cancer and for some reason we teach children about it and never mention it again.
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states have annual contests for best radon poster made by a child.pic.twitter.com/eI3UcV6zzd
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FADE ON is the name of my nu-metal band. ALL of our songs are about the importance of radon awareness and testing.
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Replying to @carolynmichelle @bombsfall
You also do that awesome parody of Modest Mouse's float on.
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