Do you think if I start drinking La Croix I can get a job at a tech company?
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Make sure you call out one of the exotic flavors from the skinny cans, like Cerise Limon or Mure Pepino. Let them know you're better than those pleb flavors.
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Updating my resume with "La Croix Drinker" ASAP!