Sitting at the terminal waiting to board and 1st class passengers are being offered $1000 (no takers), then $2000 (no takers) now $5000 (still no takers) to...sit in coach. No matter how much you pay them, they refuse to sit with the rabble. You can’t PAY them to sit with us.
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