Caroline Andrews

@CarolineAndrews

Designer of circuits and eater of food.

San Francisco
Joined July 2012
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  1. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2012

    People of Britain. Happy Christmas. People of everywhere else. Happy whatever history and time has sent your way.

    418 replies 1,848 retweets 741 likes
  2. Retweeted
    5 Dec 2012

    Greek girls want the Δ

    4 replies 82 retweets 84 likes
  3. Retweeted
    6 Oct 2012

    smile because someone somewhere has inevitably masturbated to you before :)

    5 replies 49 retweets 64 likes
  4. Retweeted
    23 Nov 2012

    Q: What’s the best way to titillate an ocelot? A: Oscillate its tit a lot

    157 replies 3,531 retweets 1,355 likes
  5. Retweeted
    17 Nov 2012

    Thnx 4 saying I'm ur favorite woman comic. Now tell he's ur favorite black comic & see how that goes, Pickles

    254 replies 754 retweets 686 likes
  6. 16 Nov 2012

    Fuck yeah dinner with

  7. 12 Nov 2012

  8. 2 Nov 2012

    Caltrain conductor: "...no feet on the seats, and please no smoking of any product of any kind, card or no card..." I love San Francisco.

    2 likes
  9. 28 Oct 2012

    Your average Sunday night in San Francisco

  10. Retweeted
    28 Oct 2012

    Evidently, some giants won a contest. So unfair.

    184 replies 3,027 retweets 934 likes
  11. 13 Oct 2012

    My favorite

  12. 11 Oct 2012

    Fuck yeah Joe Biden

    1 reply
  13. 5 Oct 2012

    Can I modify the definition of Seasonal Affective Disorder to include depression due to the lack of seasons?

  14. Retweeted
    3 Oct 2012

    Let's spend lunch hour spending more on lunch than we make in an hour.

    3 replies 91 retweets 37 likes
  15. 24 Sep 2012

    Bumblebike

  16. 20 Sep 2012

    Swimming.

  17. 20 Sep 2012

    Where it all started...

  18. 15 Sep 2012

    France, you outdid yourself. First, one guy to check a plane full of americans' passports. Then, the train to Paris is closed!

  19. 12 Sep 2012

    My diapers have shipped! Wine diapers that is. For the orphan wine babies I'll be adopting in France.

  20. 9 Sep 2012

    "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

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