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"I guess I must be really uncool. Nobody slides into my DMs." -@kaylamaro

100% positive that I wouldn't drive stick if I hadn't played that much Cruisin' USA in the late 90s

As a small child I thought the expression was "I know it like the back of my head" & used it to describe things that I didn't know at all

Evolution of a social platform: 1. Innovation up front 2. Non-stop feature thievery until tanking

#Austin, use promo code "caroline" for $15 off your first ride with @ride_austin. #austinrideshare #ATX #Fasten #FARE #GetMe

Anybody else think of newborn deer every time they look at a ripe banana

"You kinda lipstick, but I'm more lipstick all the time." #girlfriendquoteoftheweek

"All I smell is a pretty girl with a fibbing mouth!" #girlfriendquoteoftheweek

CHEWBACCA MOM AND I HAVE THE SAME EXACT LAUGH

"I like this bus because you're a minority." #girlfriendquoteoftheweek

Said an extended hello to the other person playing pool solo here and he looked at me and looked back at the balls so I'll just keep trying

Me: "What do pistachios have that acorns don't?" "Integrity." -@CinqueDossier

Excited to see what magic @kawhileonard works tonight. @spurs #gospursgo

The first 5 seconds of Broad City s02e04 lasted several weeks in my real life

"It's not that I'm good at beer pong; I'm good at drinking." - @holybexbatman on her potential spot at @startupgames

I like @startupgames so much that I actually just thought to myself, "I hope I don't die before startup games!"