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theme park journalist and podcaster 🍓✨🙃 host of Very Amusing ✌🏼 ⁣e-mail: carlye@awkwardcity.com ✨ Biz: laurens@brigadetalent.com 🍭 she/her

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Joined March 2008

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    hi! I'm a journalist who covers theme parks (really!) and hosts the podcast Very Amusing with Carlye Wisel 🙃 read stories on my website: listen to my podcast: stay up on my shenanigans:

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  3. omg did I…..did it happen

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  4. I am just a girl, standing in front of a laptop 2 hours before a wedding, asking it to teach me how to curl my own hair

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  6. had three drinks so you know what that means it’s time to type “dog” into google photos and enjoy the ride

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  7. Oct 22

    Spent my commute learning the difference between a Macy’s Thanksgiving balloon and a specially engineered Zazu kite.

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  8. Truly a must-listen. Fascinating and surprising facts and stories, and is so legitimately giddy about the show, it's infectious (in a good way).

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  10. why does this make more sense than my Genie+ column for tomorrow

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  11. finally ponied up for so I can read everything writes and it's already worth every penny (even if I spilled so much sugar into my keyboard from the sour straws I'm eating that I'm barely able to type this tweet)

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  12. can you believe this idiot once wrote UsWeekly’s Fashion Police captions

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  13. TODAY on Very Amusing, we soar — to new heights! — in a KiteTails EXTRAVAGANZA! 🪁 learn new details from the show’s creative team! hear all about kite design! and yes, we’ll even discuss THE CRASH ZONE 💥 liStEn nOw on Very Amusing! 🎤

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  14. v blessed to have a space online where I can just ask someone who created KiteTails if it’s ok to laugh at them crashing (btw it is!!!)

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  15. TODAY on Very Amusing, we soar — to new heights! — in a KiteTails EXTRAVAGANZA! 🪁 learn new details from the show’s creative team! hear all about kite design! and yes, we’ll even discuss THE CRASH ZONE 💥 liStEn nOw on Very Amusing! 🎤

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  16. truly the best thing I've ever seen in my whole life and not just because at first glance I thought it was an advertisement for WandaVision 😮 and , you won Halloween.

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  17. prepare to fly high and then crash land tomorrow morning (:

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  18. it just naturally came up at dinner with friends, what can I say

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  19. I went off 1 of my 4 allergy medicines and I think you can kinda tell it in tomorrow’s podcast!! Apologies in advance that y’all have to endure my aversion to dust in real time!

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  20. heads up! my column will be coming ~towards the end of the week~. we like to switch it up! consider it a Halloween surprise, like when someone jumps out from behind a wall at a neighbor's haunted house and you immediately run away crying. oh no, just me? never mind

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  21. yes, this is a positive tweet! yes, I’d feel good traveling back to Disney World right now as long as indoor masking sticks! things…are looking up!!!

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