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@carlaChronicles

Vigilance. Belligerence. Brilliance

Joined September 2009
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  1. May 15

    Troublemaker is a VERY underrated Akon song

  2. May 11

    Futons were a pretty ingenious invention if you really take a second to think about it

  3. May 10

    Never once in my year in Peru did I have a bad interaction with an alpaca and yet I go to the zoo at home ONE TIME and one spits in my face

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  4. Apr 27

    Sterno just really boggles my mind

  5. Apr 22

    Well, today I crossed 'carry a flaming baked Alaska around a wedding and then serve it' off my list

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  6. Apr 20

    What the world needs is for to play Janis Joplin in a biopic written, directed & produced by women...or maybe it's just what I need

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  7. Apr 17

    I've never seen an episode of Buffy and I'm kind of ashamed of it

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  8. Apr 17

    My brother definitely has more clothes than I do

  9. Apr 10

    managed to catch and in the same night and it was fucking incredible...proof that lady DJs are FAR SUPERIOR

  10. Mar 24

    I have come to the realization that I genuinely enjoy drinking pretty much all Mexican beer

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  11. Mar 15

    Make it Rain (Fat Joe & Weezy F. Baby in his prime) will always be a favorite song of mine...no shame

  12. Mar 9

    I actually just shazam'ed the song that played while I was on hold for customer service...shout out to smith's tix for relaxing wait music!

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  13. Mar 8

    I miss when it was all the rage to have an awesome ringtone...or maybe even a ringback tone if you resided in the upper echelons of cool

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  14. Feb 24

    Ski school lunch is definitely one of the rings of hell

  15. Feb 16

    Nothing makes you take stock of your life quite like the experience of individually unwrapping 200 plastic straws

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  16. Feb 11

    I ski every powder day like global warming is about to ruin the world as we know it and I may never ski powder again

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  17. Jan 14

    Started the morning with Lil Kim, got too hype, got exhausted before work even started...le sigh. I never learn my lesson.

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  18. Jan 7

    Want to give a shout out to the nice man who helped me put air in my tires in 10 degree weather

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  19. Jan 5

    within the world of shower beers, let me just say that gose-style beers are quite a refreshing option

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  20. 27 Dec 2016

    Being a bartender and having a thousand tiny cuts on my hands is HELL...so much lemon and lime juice KILLING ME

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