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@carIisIe

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  1. 9 hours ago

    when presidential candidates think black voters can only hear words spoken in churches and barbershops

    8:18 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
    2 retweets 4 likes
  2. 9 hours ago

    *hums negro spiritual*

    You didn't get "murdered" in the South because it's conservative, Bernie. You lost because it's way more diverse than the states you've won.
    2 likes
  3. 12 hours ago

    . each hour without a response raises the price by $10k don't make this more painful than it has to be

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    8 retweets 31 likes
  4. 12 hours ago

    i am 67 years old

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  5. 12 hours ago

    There's a fashion show taking place in the lobby of my apartment building. I want to unplug the speakers and shout "IT IS A SCHOOL NIGHT."

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  6. 12 hours ago

    . I'll delete this tweet for $50,000

    5:38 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
    455 retweets 570 likes
  7. 13 hours ago

    Protest kinda lit tho

    4:32 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
    335 retweets 726 likes
  8. 15 hours ago

    Klopp v Venga Boys - Boom Boom Boom Boom
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    2:06 PM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
  9. 17 hours ago

    Hollywood Guy 1: Let's do a sequel to Avatar Hollywood Guy 2: [pokes head through mountain of cocaine] HOWBOUTFOUR

    FOUR AVATAR SEQUELS ANNOUNCED!
    4 likes
  10. 17 hours ago

    Can we, like, volunteer to help with maintenance on weekends or something?

    BREAKING: 154 aboard Metro train that is stuck in tunnel , possibly under the Potomac River, near Rosslyn station:
    25 retweets 38 likes
  11. Apr 13 Manhattan, NY

    The Tulane football team went over to the Kappa Alpha fraternity house and took the wall down.

    2:24 PM - 13 Apr 2016 · Details
    2,273 retweets 1,779 likes
  12. 19 hours ago

    About to go get a crepe from a food truck because 2016 is just that lit.

  13. 20 hours ago

    We need a sad Sarah McLachlan commercial for sports fans afflicted with hero worship.

    9:38 AM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
    2 likes
  14. 20 hours ago

    "PLEASE LOVE US L.A. PLEEEEASE WE ARE SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY"

    Rams official on withholding trade until today: "Kobe deserved his night. There was no reason for this trade to be announced on his night.”
    2 likes
  15. 20 hours ago

    mood

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    9:10 AM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
  16. 22 hours ago

    Each one of these points is sillier than the last.

    7:42 AM - 14 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 like
  18. Apr 13

    Retiring employee completes a flurry of work on his last day at floundering place of employment.

    593 retweets 912 likes
  19. Apr 13

    This is the greatest tribute to the human ego that Los Angeles has seen in days.

    45 retweets 99 likes
  20. Apr 13

    Please don't unretire. Please don't unretire. Please don't unretire. Please don't unretire. Please don't unretire. Please don't unretire.

    1 retweet 3 likes

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