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@capybaroness

i'm not sure all these people understand, it's not like years ago. search "get cynical podcast" on google. i have met two capybaras in real life

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Aug 2021

    here it is folks: a collection of films by Nobuhiko Obayashi. 22 features, 10 early shorts, spanning 40 years of his career. please read the FAQ and enjoy these incredible works from a singular film artist.

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    5 hours ago

    This is crazy 😭

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  3. 6 hours ago

    not gonna lie watching cp3 and kobe jr with a literally historic choke job has lifted my spirits significantly tonight

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    6 hours ago

    The first time I encountered James Healy on here, he was trying to flirt with a girl by replying to her with a Pepe that had pissed its trousers

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  5. 6 hours ago

    kobe bryant returning from hell to revoke the deal devin booker struck with him

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  6. 7 hours ago

    might do a complete 180 on luka after years of intense hater mentality. just so the conference finals aren’t too depressing

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    7 hours ago

    day 65: goofy // the goofiest💀 //

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    Lol

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  9. 10 hours ago

    i was so much happier when i was a loyalty-less enjoyer of the general sport of basketball

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    10 hours ago

    A weary nation’s playoff hopes now rest in the hands of the only good asshole left.

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  12. 11 hours ago

    i think basketball should do a wrestling thing where you don't know if players are available at all until the game actually starts. imagine if right now with zero warning khris middleton walked out of the locker room fully suited up. would be so sick

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  13. 11 hours ago

    refereeing has been insanely bad the entire playoffs but this is next level. for both teams!!!!! absolute fucking joke

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  14. 11 hours ago

    the options would be heat (tolerable, i like jimmy) celtics (satan's team, bottom 3 fanbases) suns (chris paul and a kobe bootlicker, fuck off) mavericks (luka, barf) warriors (run by a crypto dork, would rather kill myself)

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  15. 11 hours ago

    if the bucks go out here i will transfer to rooting for the heat, who will somehow be the most likable team left in the playoffs

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  16. 11 hours ago

    seeing bostonians happy makes me genuinely sick to my stomach

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  17. 12 hours ago

    literally all of the bucks shooters are completely selling this game but giannis and brook are somehow keeping them in it. they are going to have to go nuclear god mode in the second half

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  18. 12 hours ago

    dude if the celtics lose this game the refs are going to have to go into witness protection lmfao

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  19. 12 hours ago

    bobby portis is really one of my favorite players

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  20. 12 hours ago

    bro this whole "we'll let em take some threes, they can't hit ALL the time" thing is one of the dumbest double-downs i've ever seen. it's insane that coach bud still has his job

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  21. 12 hours ago

    that was such a horseshit flop from williams

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