Rob Rhyne

@capttaco

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Joined August 2007

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  1. Watch: “Your heart rate spiked, you upset? Maybe you should breathe.” Me: “It's called lunch, asshole. I ate my weight in Naan. I'm good.”

  2. That feeling when, you set aside your naan at the start of a meal, only to forget about it, and later find it thinking “Woah. Bonus naan.”

  3. Ugh. I hate everything.

  4. I hear Facebook is rolling out a new option where you can mark yourself "safe" from Donald Trump.

  5. Cubs v. Indians is the World Series the baseball gods owe us.

  6. While y'all are freaking out watching the debate, my youngest just realized Chewie doesn't get a medal for blowing up the Death Star.

  7. Fair to say Clinton just womansplained the Constitution to Trump.

  8. OH MY GOD someone give that pussygrabber a tissue I'm seriously gonna puke

  9. They're just locker room emails.

  10. It's a shame about the low light performance on these phone cameras. @ Downtown Campbell

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