Rob Rhyne

. @bobmccune I wish Obama would just send Biden down to punch Ebola in the face and be done with this mess.

“Many communicable diseases may be present at this time of the year including, but not limited to…” <— NOT HELPING

“Ebola Facts Update” is an email you want to receive from your child’s school. :-/

Go home, iTunes — you’re drunk. http://img.ly/A9OT 

A well-appointed submarine sandwich could acheive world peace. I want to believe.

Wow. Wild Card vs. Wild Card in the World Series. Congrats SF.

"I learned about JS Bach in music class." "Did you listen to any of his music?" "Yup. It sounded like vampires trying to suck your blood."

The good news is, no one remembers that painful U2 segment from last month.

Hoping for the iPod Hi-Fi 2. It’s Been Far Too Long.™

The person in these Apple Pay demos has all those credit cards, but not even a platinum Amex. Man... poor people.

Guys, there's chinese in this video. FAIL

You can find out more details here: http://martiancraft.com/blog/2014/10/martiancraft-acquires-dragonforged/ … (Personally, I think our PRs are becoming quite handsome these days…)

Dragon Forged Software has officially been acquired by @MartianCraft. Its been a really great 10 years. Details at http://dragonforged.com 

We’re proud to announce the acquisition of @dragonforgedsw: http://martiancraft.com/blog/2014/10/martiancraft-acquires-dragonforged/ … Checkout our new products here: http://martiancraft.com/products.html 

Every Johnny Depp in one cosplay. http://i.imgur.com/tRMPSOq.jpg  Cosplay of the YEAR.

Arguing about the best Coldplay album with @jdrhyne And I give zero fucks what you think about Coldplay. Go back to your Spotify playlists.