Cap N. Junkie  

@capnjunkie

I work in IT to pay for my crippling golf and video gaming addictions. Sugar Mama wanted. Apply within.

Kitchener, Ontario
Joined March 2010
Born 1966
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Apr 2014

    If you're happy and you know it.. I will cut you.

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  2. 13 hours ago

    I really hate how loud the rain is in Tarkov. It wouldn't be bad if there was graduated rain, but it seems to be a "ON" or "OFF" only.

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  3. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    has the day off? Its a good day for Tarkov then! Questing, chilling, probably yelling because im bad! lets get it

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  4. 18 hours ago

    The hardest part of this is trying to NOT eat all the chicken when it comes out of the oven! But little "tastes" here and there are ok...

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 21

    Here's the winner!

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  6. 20 hours ago

    Day off today! Roasted chicken soup begins now! And no I didn't wash the chicken first. Please don't do that. All you do is splash campylobacter bacteria all over work surfaces, hands, utensils etc. increasing your risk of food poisoning.

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  7. Jan 21

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    Speaking of accountability, the architects of Trump’s family separation policy at our border should be charged with crimes against humanity.
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  8. Jan 20

    One of the funniest skits ever on Chappelle

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  9. Jan 20

    Mood.

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    origins here, btw, feel free to play along:

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  11. Jan 20

    Today has been a "chore"! I can't wait for it to be over!

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  12. Jan 20

    ♫ If you're stupid and you know it clap your hands! ♫ *incoming calls and emails asking me how to clap hands* "Is that together? Or... like slow or fast? I'm not sure what I'm really supposed to do. Why is this so hard?"

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  13. Jan 20

    I am so done with stupid people.

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  14. Jan 19

    Current status...

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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    it was number five. number five killed my brother oh my god i forgot about that part

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  16. Jan 18

    It's one of those days and I'm gonna need your help. Please choose one of the following. 1) Prayers for more patience 2) Help hiding the bodies

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    This sums up the current conservative movement perfectly

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  18. Jan 17

    ♫ I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are, all standing in a row ♫

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  19. Jan 17

    Sunday work is a mix of "awesome" and "this sucks". No one to bother me, the phone doesn't ring but... I can't vidja game!

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 15

    “soooo many businesses would go under if the minimum wage is raised” so you agree? that companies rely on the exploitation of their employees to sustain themselves?

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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 14

    My therapist just told me, “If you’re ALWAYS having to be the bigger person, maybe you shouldn’t be around so many little people.”

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