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    1. Capitalism.txt‏ @capitalism_txt Feb 27

      Capitalism.txt Retweeted Capitalism.txt

      when a right-wing dork makes smoking this uncool, that's how you know fascism is the new punkhttps://twitter.com/capitalism_txt/status/968443599762481152 …

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      Capitalism.txt @capitalism_txt
      gonna print this out and use it to quit smoking pic.twitter.com/9gmrcpWFst
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    2.  🌹one cat short of crazy‏ @ONECATSHORTOFCR Feb 27
      Replying to @capitalism_txt

      Clearly a wannabe “tortured soul” Someone tell him people who talk abt being cool, aren’t even close.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    3. Capitalism.txt‏ @capitalism_txt Feb 27
      Replying to @ONECATSHORTOFCR

      Excuse me, i talk about how cool i am all the time! For example, last night I was feeling very misunderstood, cuz im very deep and nobody really gets my deepness, you see, and i decided to pierce my eyelids shut to really show the world how unique and deeper than you i am

      2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
    4. Capitalism.txt‏ @capitalism_txt Feb 27
      Replying to @capitalism_txt @ONECATSHORTOFCR

      Capitalism.txt Retweeted Capitalism.txt

      tell me again how im not the coolest, most deepest hot topic employee you've ever met [hair flip]https://twitter.com/capitalism_txt/status/968517689252761600 …

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      Capitalism.txt @capitalism_txt
      Replying to @ONECATSHORTOFCR
      Excuse me, i talk about how cool i am all the time! For example, last night I was feeling very misunderstood, cuz im very deep and nobody really gets my deepness, you see, and i decided to pierce my eyelids shut to really show the world how unique and deeper than you i am
      2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      Capitalism.txt‏ @capitalism_txt Feb 27
      Replying to @capitalism_txt @ONECATSHORTOFCR

      Also! [rolls up cat hair, oregano, & glitter in joint paper; sparks up knowingly] Have i told u how i single-handedly destroyed the American Commie Movement by bravely wearing a diaper to school & publically pooping myself 4 da troops? [giggle-snort] would an incel do that?!?

      8:14 AM - 27 Feb 2018
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        2.  🌹one cat short of crazy‏ @ONECATSHORTOFCR Feb 27
          Replying to @capitalism_txt

          😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 (My sides hurt) God, I hope you’re a writer...

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Capitalism.txt‏ @capitalism_txt Feb 27
          Replying to @ONECATSHORTOFCR

          I write on twitter dot com for weird leftists and my (platonic) life-partner The Void. Though I am available for hire as a writer, stripper, or as a horny, hyperactive armrest. Fake, made up resume scribbled on a dirty napkin available on request

          2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
        4. Capitalism.txt‏ @capitalism_txt Feb 27
          Replying to @capitalism_txt @ONECATSHORTOFCR

          I do appreciate the flattery tho, and if it turns out that your entire existence is nothing more than a complex simulation playing out in my brain, you'll be well taken care of

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5.  🌹one cat short of crazy‏ @ONECATSHORTOFCR Feb 27
          Replying to @capitalism_txt

          I thot I was creating this chaos? It’s yours?! Cripes jumped the shark So, you’re god?

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        6. Capitalism.txt‏ @capitalism_txt Feb 27
          Replying to @ONECATSHORTOFCR

          [hands you cat hair & glitter doobie] i'm whoever you want me to be

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        7. aHEMagain‏ @aHEM_again Feb 27
          Replying to @capitalism_txt @ONECATSHORTOFCR

          I want you to be the lead singer/glockenspiel player in #DropkickMussolini, a new punk band. I'll play the theramine. Perhaps OCSOC would be interested in filling the vuvuzela slot? #FashAPunkBandpic.twitter.com/xJNFN03V0K

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