The Dank Knight  

@capeandcowell

Southern boy, Christian, Happily married father of 3. Cave dweller. The World's Greatest Defective. Satire. Preferred pronouns (Bat/Man) No DM’s.

Tennessee, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Tfw your drunk aunt tries to explain impeachment.

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  2. Imagine being pissed off that Trump wants to lower the price of prescription drugs. The Dems think you should go broke so you’ll have to depend on government for healthcare. What a shame.

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  3. How will I survive a person I’ve never seen or heard of blocking me..... It’s gonna be a long sad night, but I must keep pushing forward. Prayers please

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    Members would have stayed seated, but Ocasio-Cortez stayed home.

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    I get locked out for a week and the libs are in complete disarray

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    Sinema standing and clapping!!!!

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  8. Dems get soooo pissed off when Trump mentions how successful his administration has been in helping minority communities. Very telling.

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  9. Live look at the People clapping about employment rates while we are living in a literal Handmaids tale.

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  10. “After much deliberation, I have decided to make the about me. How can people listen to the great successes of our union while I have so many garbage disposal questions to instagram about?”

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  11. What a joke. Their excuse “you may not publish or post other people’s private info without their express authorization or permission.” CNN is known to doxx people. was doxxed like 2 weeks ago, with zero repercussions, for heavens sake.

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  12. Twitter: The poors keep asking for an edit function to correct mistakes. Suggestions? Rando: How about we crack down on the only thing that keeps this platform afloat? Twitter: GENIUS

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  13. Cracking down on memes, the function literally nobody asked for.

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  14. THIS IS A GREAT TWEET AMPERSAND YOU KNOW IT.

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  15. Pro tip: Since Twitter only allows a few characters per tweet, you can say more by adding an ampersand (&) Example: Me ampersand Joe bought bread ampersand milk ampersand drove home. Ampersand to think I do this for free. You’re welcome.

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  16. “Simple human incompetence is almost always the right explanation” ....for this tweet.

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    > "Don't subscribe to conspiracy theories" > "TRUMP IS IN PUTIN'S POCKET" Same dude.

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    Breaking: Rare photo of coronavirus leaked.

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  19. Never fails. Thank god the virus isn’t in the shape of an okay hand gesture

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  20. Yes, the coronavirus called my mom a cracker before it killed her.

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    After much deliberation and soul searching, I too have decided not to attend the SOTU tonight. Thank you.

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