Probably a tie between: A) hold oxygen mask up to my wife's mouth while she heroically delivered our amazing little baby B) socks with sandalshttps://twitter.com/celebrityhottub/status/1274686310738014208 …
I stabbed a piece of steak with a fork and used my knife to cut between the spaces. I declared that I was giving my child tine-y pieces.
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But you didn't say "I don't give a fork" ?
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