The gravity of this time is hitting a little harder today for me and my little one. Would you mind sharing a joke or two that I can share with my four-year-old?
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Replying to @candacefor24
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint. What's green and smells like red paint? Red paint in disguise!
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Replying to @gschoppe @candacefor24
And my all time favorite joke for 4yr olds (requires acting) Parent: [Incredibly Excitedly] Ask me if I'm a tree!! Kid: [Cautiously] Uh... Are you a tree? Parent: [Extremely Patronizing] Of course not, why would you ask such a silly question?
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Replying to @gschoppe @candacefor24
Also, as a third joke I use with my nephews: What's green, grows on the ground, and has wheels? ... ... GRASS! (I was lying about the wheels.)
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Replying to @candacefor24
One more for good luck.... (Warning: Has to be said out loud) What do you call a fish with no eyes? [Quickly, before they can respond] FSSSSHHHHH!!!!!
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He's still learning to sound out words right now, so this will be amazing 
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