What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey Bud!
The gravity of this time is hitting a little harder today for me and my little one. Would you mind sharing a joke or two that I can share with my four-year-old?
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What do porcupines say when they kiss? “Ouch!”
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Perfect for a 4 y.o.
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my elementary-aged sons all love fart jokes and sounds, no matter what. So silly, but makes them (ahem, and me
) laugh and laugh. I feel you on the heaviness. 
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What is invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? Because he felt crummy
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What do you get when you drop your lollipop at the beach? Sandy candy
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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
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This was my sisters favorite!
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