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@cameronesposito

Standup comic, host of & co-creator of

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined May 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 18

    build 👏 the 👏 wall build 👏 3 👏 more 👏 walls add 👏 a 👏 roof look, it's a planned parenthood 😎

    86 replies 12,925 retweets 45,298 likes
  2. 11 hours ago

    It is an honor to be elected.

    Nothing but respect for MY presidents
    7 replies 10 retweets 453 likes
  3. 13 hours ago

    Pretty boys.

    My nephew, he has my eyes 😍
    1 retweet 47 likes
  4. 17 hours ago

    This woman just had a baby. Fucking majestic.

    2 replies 3 retweets 113 likes
  5. 21 hours ago

    Nothing but respect for my presidents

    , and
    14 replies 158 retweets 1,529 likes
  6. Jul 3

    The Oakland A's weigh in on my marriage. This is a sign of success. A's: stop picking sides tho!

    Replying to @cameronesposito
    Seems normal to us TBH
    1 reply 11 retweets 420 likes
  7. Jul 3

    I swear Rhea just whistled & I said "who u whistling at?" all sexy She said "my fantasy baseball score" This happened & is real

    16 replies 80 retweets 1,922 likes
  8. Jul 3

    I have a brand new niece!! I keep telling her: "You're perfect. You're beautiful. You look like Linda Evangelista. You're a model."

    20 replies 45 retweets 976 likes
  9. Jul 3

    I love this. Go !!

    0:14
    During the rally, this student was unfurling a rainbow flag at her graduation.
    1 reply 10 retweets 132 likes
  10. Jul 3

    Hello Boston. You look nice.

    10 replies 5 retweets 238 likes
  11. Jul 2

    Guys: who killed Jenny?

    90 replies 77 retweets 492 likes
  12. Jul 2

    Yesterday a stranger at a pool party was like "I know u from dressing up as all those Kens." This is the EXACT legacy I want

    22 replies 244 retweets 4,336 likes
  13. Jul 2

    My lil sis took this after DOMA fell & we got engaged. We're still here. And that flag is still ours. Never gonna stop working for equality

    9 replies 140 retweets 2,515 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    # of times Trump tweeted the following words CNN: 431 Mika: 21 : 26 ratings: 238 Afghanistan: 36 Poverty: 12 Education: 29 Opioid: 1

    1,424 replies 32,562 retweets 48,998 likes
  15. Jul 1
    Replying to

    But for real: not a lot of neighbors. No affiliation w/ Turkish Airlines. Plane just wrote TURKISH AIRLINES over my pal's place & flew away

    9 replies 2 retweets 126 likes
  16. Jul 1

    Today I was a pal's house & a plane skywrote TURKISH AIRLINES pretty much just over their backyard. And now I'm telling you.

    7 replies 4 retweets 145 likes
  17. Jul 1

    Our neighbors shoot off real 💥

    8 replies 5 retweets 108 likes
  18. Jul 1
    Replying to

    Also rn I mean "play catch" literally but it's open to interpretation

    4 replies 4 retweets 233 likes
  19. Jul 1

    The key to a good marriage is u have to fight constantly & play catch every morning

    4 replies 20 retweets 417 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    President who won't release his tax returns wants to publish every registered voter's social security number, DOB, and party affiliation.

    Numerous states are refusing to give information to the very distinguished VOTER FRAUD PANEL. What are they trying to hide?
    2,283 replies 61,195 retweets 102,619 likes
  21. Jul 1
    Replying to

    Btw this is a really good use of a screen cap from a very specific scene. I'm proud.

    4 replies 1 retweet 141 likes

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