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Cameron Parker
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The rent is too damn high and I am not.
San Franciscoworld.hey.com/cameron.parkerJoined February 2009

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One thing future generations are gonna look back on with disdain is how we wasted our time with almond butter. Peanut butter is so superior it’s not even a competition.
The rise of the suburbs and the decline of downtown as a residential space was not due to cars, zoning, or race riots. It preceded all those by several decades. The reason is more mundane: downtown land values increased because businesses discovered agglomeration benefits
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I don’t get this. The following tab is just normal chronological Twitter and the other one is algorithmic. How is this confusing to anyone who has used social media?
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It’s increasingly difficult to use Twitter to find out what’s going on. The “following” tab is something boring someone just tweeted, the “for you” tab is some prompt tweet, a screenshot of a viral tiktok, or multiple tweets from the menswear guy. Not good! twitter.com/wsj/status/161…
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Tired: let people build market rate housing Wired: let people build affordable housing only Inspired: bring back the Touchless Car Wash because it was awesome
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I’m trying to get affordable housing built in my backyard but ⁦the Mayor⁩ is blocking it. Enough with the political games. Let’s do this. Let’s build affordable housing for hundreds of low income San Franciscans at 400 Divisadero.
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Really just occurred to me that Nope was shut out. That is bananas.
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Jordan Peele's horror film "Nope" was shut out. "All Quiet on the Western Front" sneaked into the conversation at the last minute. Here are some of the biggest snubs and surprises in this year's Oscar nominations. on.wsj.com/3ww2VWP
Wild that Norway produces more than 100% of their domestic electricity from renewables and is now the EU's number one source of natural gas on top of that. Just a crazy energy powerhouse.
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⚡🌎In 2021, the Member States with the highest shares of electricity from renewable sources were: 🇦🇹Austria (76.2%) 🇸🇪Sweden (75.7%) 🇩🇰Denmark (62.6%) Lowest in: 🇲🇹Malta (9.7%) 🇭🇺Hungary (13.7%) 🇱🇺Luxembourg (14.2%) 👉 europa.eu/!JGPdxG
Bar chart, share of energy from renewable sources in gross electricity consumption, EU, 2021, percentage by country, EU Member States, Norway and Icelands
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Some of these predictions are truly so foolish. Kevin’s are good though!
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In today's New York Times, I suggest a few things we may find cringeworthy and embarrassing in the future. nytimes.com/interactive/20
Got this email today. The best thing that came out of the Uber era is that there are a lot more cars available. But wow every year we slouch more toward the status quo ante customer experience. This is just hilariously tragic marketing.
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Is this a rare USA transit success story??
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Florida high speed rail: Status: built ✅ Total cost: $2.7 billion Cost to taxpayers: $0 thenextmiami.com/brightline-com
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I must apologize to Diamond and Silk. I said it made no sense that Diamond was opposed to the vax but Silk then claimed she “died suddenly.” Now I see they have a coherent theory that explains both. It was other vaccinated people that infected Diamond with the vax. Of course!
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In the wild, when they want to depopulate and sterilize a large group of animals, they usually inJect ONE Animal, and then that one Animal inFect the rest of the Animals So technically and according to the science, it doesn’t matter if you're vaxxed or not.
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