The Axolotl

@calxolotl

reprehensible but also dizzyingly incoherent

Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    10. srp 2019.

    Once, a man challenged Rabbi Shammai to explain Agile in a single stand-up meeting. "Don't waste my time," Shammai said. So he went to Hillel, who said the same thing.

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  2. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    20. sij

    Dril is as close to a real-life superhero as we can get - Secret Identity, was revealed once but kept secret by mass consensus - Inspirational cultural figure - currently battling against a robot version of himself designed to duplicate and surpass him

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  3. 3. sij

    this is not a coincidence because Nothing Is a Coincidence, Ever

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  4. 3. sij

    just learned that the oldest form of the I Ching represented hexagrams using "the number 6 for a broken line, or the number 9 for a whole line". Of course, broken line = Yin and whole line = Yang, and if you place the Arabic numerals 6 and 9 next to each other...

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  5. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    20. pro 2019.

    subway rat made eye contact with me and said “join us. when the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. we live forever and we love to live” I said no thank you I am too large he turned away from me I cried

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  6. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    23. pro 2019.

    wow. the "Tweets" on my feed have almost entirely been written by people I detest, and not by me. sick and tired of this crap

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    21. pro 2019.

    research is a thankless job but somebody's gotta do it

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  8. 14. pro 2019.

    Fuck it, let's cut to the chase: All I Want For Christmas Is Ewe

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  9. 14. pro 2019.

    In contrast to Christmas (Solstice holiday 1 week before new year, celebrating Jesus), biggest holiday in Judaism is Yom Kippur (Equinox holiday 1 week after new year). In the Temple era, a sacrificial scapegoat (literal goat) symbolically took on the sins of all Israel. (1/n)

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    5. pro 2019.

    deck the halls with boughs of holly falalalala lalalalala there's a problem with the trolley falalalala lalalala five will die unless we block it falala lalala lalala launch the big guy like a rocket falalalala lalalala

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    1. lip 2014.
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  12. 3. stu 2019.

    Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn Ayyyy macarena

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    9. ruj 2019.

    ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 69%

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    8. ruj 2019.

    Q: why is it called Mario Maker when you make Mario levels and not Mario? A: human beings are products of the world in which they live. By making making the level you, by extension, make the Mario

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  15. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    7. ruj 2019.

    howdy. i’m the sheriff of 3d primitives 🤠

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  16. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    6. ruj 2019.

    To get kids interested in math we should replace “theorem” with “hot take”: The Pythagorean Hot Take Fermat’s Last Hot Take Godel’s Incompleteness Hot Take The Fundamental Hot Take of Algebra

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  17. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    24. kol 2019.

    Make the ratio of RTs to faves on this tweet an increasingly accurate approximation of π. For example: 22/7, 333/106, 355/113, 103993/33102, 104348/33215, etc.

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  18. 14. kol 2019.

    Favorite geist?

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  19. 13. kol 2019.

    Who doesn't prefer Urschleim??

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  20. 13. kol 2019.

    "This word [protoplasm] prevailed, though German language purists preferred Urschleim." Tragic!

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  21. 13. kol 2019.

    TSA BlueCheck®

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