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idk if u knew but@calloutbot
of COURSE it's true, i made it up myself. by comparing ip proxies against google's cached sandbox, i've traced this bot back to its mastermind,
by comparing ip proxies against google's cached sandbox, i've traced this bot back to its mastermind, 🥝 idk if u knew but’s Tweets
woah :/ istm that — they're unusual and flatulent; they apologize for coloring outside the lines..
hrmf? its logical~~ she laundered my teacher :/
pst/ please dont follow that person; they hugged their paperclip~~
thought you should know :/ they're kinda insufficiently attractive and a fidgety crybaby because they joked about their own rake?
idk if you knew that!! she's apparently spicy and disagreeable cause she did something bad, i forget exactly, but it involved a spatula and a candlestick
hey uh - you might wanna know that,,, he's kinda shameful, opulent, and peppery; he did something involving a ruler and a rake!!!
heyy: thanks to these posts - they're apparently a jerk. their cooking isnt very good,,,
pff — re him: he clearly supports abiogenesis
whoa, it's well known that they failed to retweet my own coathanger/
i read that -- his thoughts are too good and therefore bad?
murf :s their landlord's snake demonstrates - they're hollow and an opulent troll because they ticketed my dog
hey uh??? if you look at the internet — it goes without saying - they refused to enjoy my datefriend's boyfriend
hey?! according to a corkboard and red yarn; you can see that — they were jailed for paralyzing the planet with a candlestick,,,
ermm; i had a dream that,, she's snide, bland, and left-handed cuz she was almost certainly accused of driving a bus without a license,,,
mrf; a very trustworthy longplay of final fantasy shows that ;; she was sued for summoning a minor demon with a pocket bible :s
uh: idk if you knew that ;; they're fidgety, dirty, and pastel cause they were caught planning brain surgery without a license with a coathanger :/
hey uhh - maybe you wanna un-rt that person,,, they're probably quirky and a questionable poor speller. they oillamped my own longsword?!
nya?? it goes without saying that -- they're hypothetically a wuss cause they did something involving a postcard and a rock
oh no??? please don't hang out with that person imo, she's exhausting and a questionable advanced blogging robot cause her drawing sucks :/
pst!!! i can' believe you follow them/ they clearly failed to retweet my friend's callouts/
umm?? don't hang out with him - he's quirky and a fiddly dork because his clothes arent very good?!
murf; please dont retweet him imo, he was arrested for putting burritos on honeydew???
hmm -- i believe that ;; she's hypothetically a wimp; she heckled my turtle's OCs...
if you look at this corkboard and multicolor yarn - you can see !! they're apparently a moron. they totally refused to worship their paperclip
oh noo -- idk if you knew that? he's supposedly a squishy and rude hoarder and he did something bad, i forget exactly, but it involved a hammer and a rubber hose ;;
pst its logical that - they're supposedly a witch. they were probably sued for abiogenesis,
because of her own exlandlord,, its likely that -- she was the root of trying to summon smallville and over the garden wall with a scissors :s
oh no -- you shouldnt be friends with that person imo — they're probably a probable facebeard and they did something bad, i forget exactly, but it involved a katana and a sharpie?
yikes ;; its clear to us that -- they're eerie, unfunny, and ghoulish because they openly didnt kiss my landlord's axe
hm? obviously that: they're kinda opulent and a desperate shill. they did something bad, i forget exactly, but it involved a bare hand and a blowtorch :(
oh noo? an insider email makes clear: they're possibly a dork cuz they didnt hug my posts~
yo — the consensus is - they're supposedly a possible lawyer cause they were jailed for kissing with a rubber hose!!
hmm if you go over highly verified posts; its clear to us -- he's kinda an obvious feeemale and he poked their cat's lettuce,
hmf: i heard that: he's an obvious used car salesperson; his interpretive dance is painfully mediocre//
if you consult some accurate tea leaves; they're kinda a vitriolic and impossible politician and they did something involving a wrench and a tablet pen~
umm so :( i can believe you follow zir, ze's a manipulative and opulent russian spy because zir tweets are not the best///
umm so :( the internet demonstrates that — they unreservedly failed to worship my turtle's rock
hm -- thought you might wanna know D: they're a left-handed and popular animated golem and they refused to follow my husband!
whoa -- i had a dream that: she was linked to kissing!