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This angle of McCabe's game-winning goal 
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Trevor Bauer pitched today in Japan but was pulled after 2 innings after giving up SEVEN earned runs.
In 3 starts he has an 8.40 ERA. 
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Before I leave movie theaters I always dump out my leftover popcorn
Does anyone else do this or am I weird?
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he wanna be me so bad. try seven years for undergrad player
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Stetson Bennett, despite being in college since 2017, has not graduated from UGA.
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was absolutely howling with laughter when he busts out the fuckin armor, my man is equipping a rainbow six loadout to go get a slice of pizza
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also t.i. sat behind me and watched house of gucci. i believe he called his mom after we landed and told her it was pretty good
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thinking about the time i was on a flight to los angeles and druski went to the bathroom to hit a vape so many times that the flight attendant made an announcement about how it’s a crime to do that
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stepping off the plane in atlanta and the tsa asking me to step away from other passengers because something’s wrong
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gotta hear both sides
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Ja Morant has been suspended from all Grizzlies activities after the Memphis star was seen flashing an apparent gun in recent social media video.
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one time i was really drunk at a mcdonalds and i ordered a 20 piece nugget with every single sauce because i wanted to try them all out and the lady behind the counter said “oh no…we do not do that here”
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forgot to put on deodorant before going to the airport which is pretty much a nightmare scenario
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i can't even blame my client mr morant for his actions your honor because i had the same response to the new nba youngboy tape
Black cleats and white socks is only one thing: jail time
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Hey @diggstape is low top black cleats and white socks a vibe?
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whoa man are you eating spinach? terrible for you. full of oxalates. you need to check this guy carnivoremd out. my wife’s boyfriend showed me him. i can start sending you stuff
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these are actually such a shit quality trainer by nike. the trainer 1, 1 sp, and trainer sc high are much better
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Available via Nike US
Nike Air Cross Trainer 3 Low 'Starfish'
=> bit.ly/44jQcq4
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ah yes, the Biblical story of the good Samaritan, who famously choked someone to death.
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hoyas by a million
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Some of my best life lessons involved being yelled at by a superior. Trust me, I never made the mistake again. Abuse? Not in my book.
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it’s between that and the pulling down a concrete ceiling (?) by some chains that are my favorite Dom Abilities. also the jumping out of a car at 100 mph and catching letty mid air
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Remember when Dom stomped so hard that a parking garage collapsed
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all feats of strength by dom and hobbs are perfectly possible in real life
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I like when Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson pulled a helicopter down by a chain, anyone could do that if they grind hard enough
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People who say F&F stunts can't be done IRL just don't have a strong enough family around them
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every single f&f movie is real to me. all the stunts i see i know them to be feasible in real life
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let’s GOOOOOOOOOOO
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[getting choked out at jiu jitsu] hey man can you just hold me for a sec. yeah that’s nice. needed this
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nah there’s still something wrong with him because he’s playing pickleball
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Jamie Foxx’s daughter, Corinne Foxx, has given an update on Jamie’s condition.
“Sad to see how the media runs wild. My Dad has been out of the hospital for weeks, recuperating. In fact, he was playing pickleball yesterday!“
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NYC has people on Rikers locked up for stealing deodorant.
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NEW YORK (AP) — Man who fatally choked NYC subway rider Jordan Neely appears in court on manslaughter charge, is freed pending trial.
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picturing peepaw nodding off in the hallway and some kids stealing his glock and replacing it with a banana
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NEW: Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.) told Fox's Kayleigh McEnany that grandparents could join a force of armed military vets and retired police officers to protect schools from shootings. @YahooNews
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we ordered chinese food recently and wanted to make sure a particular item was gluten free. guy on the phone scoffed and said “if it says gluten free, it will be gluten free” 10/10
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Ordered a cake from Costco and their system is from the 1800s, you write what you want on a piece of paper & put it in a box then nobody follows up and you just show up and hope they made it? I tried to call to confirm & they were like “if you put it in the box, it will be there”
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it’s always the sickest players who have the most psycho tape jobs
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DELAWARE DOMINATES 
@DelawareMLAX has won the tournament play-in game and will face off against @DukeMLAX this weekend
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every member of congress should be allowed to be 200 years old
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Sen Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) returns to the Capitol for the first time since February 16th as she was recovering from a case of shingles —>
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if i am even moderately tired i can barely function
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Bo Jackson says he’s been suffering from hiccups for nearly a year al.com/auburnfootball
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we are going to start a dialogue
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Well??? Let her do it
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me:
my wife first thing in the morning: i love the smell of your skin and i would like to live inside it
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if you’ve ever used the words “growth hacking” in earnest please never ever get near me
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oh wow i wonder how he did it? do you think it was giving away a huge amount of money? take this shit to linkedin dog
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Mr. Beast just gained 13m followers on IG in 72hrs.
From one post.
It received a WHOPPING 23 million comments.
It cost him $50k.
This guy is a social media growth hacking machine.
Here's how he did it: 
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hmmm probably for the best
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mcla championship is serious stuff. club ball is vastly more important than any other level of the game
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#ugavslu showing a zone tied at 10 with 5 minutes left, zero athletes on the defensive side of the field. hate to see it
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