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If you told a Priest,
He will tell some Bishop, who
Never will be named.
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You deserve to hear this: youtube.com/watch?v=D5Y11h
I agree. This may change, if and when the WWW evolves to become a Semantic Web of some kind, but if that's not automated and robust, terms will do for topics... A colleague saw the code for Alexa, which does indeed find things pretty well, but it's not what I'd call smart.
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There are people who think you still have to sort things into categories so that google can find them. Seriously. I was thrown out of an online community for insisting that google could find any mention of any topic on a page. Heresy! Burn the witch!
Challenge for today: Who is your least liked dummy spitter? [Please keep your list to Australian domiciles]
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Tim was was removed
By the Police & Ambos from his wrecked taxpayer paid vehicle drunk & intoxicated.
The Age reported thus:
"crashed his car into a house while driving at more than twice the legal blood-alcohol limit."
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Some people use the previous solution word as their next starter. Baffling...😕😕😕
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I never would!
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Undoubtedly not, but someone would have.
OTOH in my 1st year at Uni I crashed through a fence (a rainy night on a downhill curve). I had to repair the fence myself. Fortunately it was a saw mill/lumber yard so material was at hand. When I finished, they offered me a job (3 wks).
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Has he fixed that fence yet.
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Story from when Cash was Minister for Employment 2020 (before she became Industrial Relations Minister and then AG, currently Deputy Leader of the Opposition in the Senate, and plotting someone's downfall - she doesn't care who it will be). Her spots have never changed.
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Last joke for a while:
Teacher: What inspired you to write this essay?
Student: The due date.
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Politician and Statistics joke (yes there is one, or maybe it's a truism):
Politicians use statistics like a drunk uses a street light.
For support, rather than illumination.
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8 years ago. Comestible supplies...
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Jesus said "I am the Light of the world. Whoever follows Me will not be walking in the dark, but will have the Light which is Life." - John 8:12
"Dude, that sounds an awful lot like the sun" - Me: just now (sun worshiper)
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Nothing says the weekend like an emu playing with a sprinkler.
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I suspect Canavan has dummy deprivation syndrome (ask his Mum, although she probably has had enough), and Matty is doomed to wander the Earth in search of a rubber teet with its own ringpull and shoelace...
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Toss up between Prue McGoonbag and Matt "rub coal on me" Canavan.
Barnaby is close behind as he can get pretty frothy mouthed when he's not just ambivalent on just about everything.
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Ra the true one God that inspired Christianity but could not be acknowledged as Egypt and Rome had been at war for 500+ yrs.
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Ta. I think I was getting to the same point...
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Rebellion
Challenge for today: Who is your least liked dummy spitter? [Please keep your list to Australian domiciles]
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And the one with less white hair was once an air traffic controller, and union member!!!
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Did you know that one of these characters has a commercial pilot's licence, a master's degree in taxation & accountancy, added a letter to their name, so as to increase their numerology score from 99 to 100 & the other is fictional.
LNP - home to the bat shit crazy.
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Developmental stages:
Naivety + feeling of hunger,
Wisdom and will to action,
Selfishness + addictive habits,
Curiosity and revisiting naivety, and then
Confusion with impatience.
What is next?
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Did you know that one of these characters has a commercial pilot's licence, a master's degree in taxation & accountancy, added a letter to their name, so as to increase their numerology score from 99 to 100 & the other is fictional.
LNP - home to the bat shit crazy.
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Coles in Brisbane are rationing tissue paper- 2x packs only.
Trying to buy children's Panadol? Try 3x pharmacies before one can be purchased.
Why is everyone so sick? Has there been a virus dampening our immune system mutating in our community?
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Made America is Weaker Again.
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On the left: Julius Rosenberg, who was executed in 1953 for passing stolen classified US documents to the Russians
On the right: Orange Julius
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I know it has a typo. It is fit!
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Whether you like Labor, or think they’re about to betray all your carefully crafted dreams for utopia, it’s fun not having stupid, hateful criminals in charge.
That alone is progress.
I love spring.
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Hawke's critics are mostly simpled-minded fools with too much to say and too little in the ideas department.
En avant!
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The stage three tax cuts are a pile of garbage, and everybody knows it.
Anthony Albanese could learn a thing or two from Bob Hawke, who walked back tax cuts promised ahead of the 1983 election.
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Wonderful idea!
Happy Father's Day
Father Bob
aka Robert Maguire! ❤💜❤
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Perrettot ape-ears in the madia as a strang man. A man of steal. Who has problems with vowels, and allies, and Christ!, and the economy, and the environment, and cheats at Scrabble (I heard).
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To write an article suggesting Tim Smith was going to be a saviour for the Victorian Liberals tells me that you don't live in Victoria.
One of the thing that upsets Victorians is that they'll never have the satisfaction of voting Smith out, which we would have done in November.
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Janet was a player. As was Kroger, Costello, Kennett, Matthew Guy, Andrews, Mirabella and numbnuts. They were united in detesting Morrison's "Christ! faction" and anyone left of Malcolm Turnbull (himself included).
OTOH, Tim Smith is an idiot with his shirt tail out invitingly.
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Tim Smith wasn’t removed.
He resigned after ploughing into a house, drunk.
An MP campaigning on law & order endangered the public.
Unless you think drink driving is trivial @JanetAlbrechtsn, facts matter.
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Made America is Weaker Again.
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Worms turning, but no strategic directions in sight apart from herding MAGAs. The rest of the GoP have not had an original thought since 1991...
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#TrumpStoleTheDocs
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Bill Barr is shitting all over Mango Mussolini on Fox News this morning. Priceless...
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Trump lashed out at Bill Barr after the former attorney general said the DOJ was justified in raiding Mar-a-Lago
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Cut 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
<not a clue>
Wordle 442 4/6
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Just unfollowed Josh Frydenberg.
How remiss it took me so long...
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Are your Nazi proud boy mates with you, ? And please try not to get too physically excited looking at that rainbow flag and thinking about hot sex while you read your fantasy novel. #auspol #EatShitLyle
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