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  1. 7 hours ago

    my parents have given more money to del friscos steakhouse than they’ve given to me in my lifetime

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  2. 16 hours ago

    every night that you’re passed a joint and don’t smoke it is a successful night

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  3. Mar 7

    the coronavirus is getting more attention than me :///

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  4. Mar 7

    everything i eat is just a vessel to get ranch dressing into my body

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  5. Mar 6

    this was the year i was going to get discovered at sxsw

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  6. Mar 6

    will vote for any candidate who outlaws bucket hats

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  7. Mar 6

    eric wareheim is so fucking tall every time i see him in highland park i’m less star-studded and more giant-studded

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  8. Mar 6

    high fashion, low-T

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  9. Mar 6

    i’m in the white t-shirt everyday phase of my life

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  10. Mar 5

    everyone’s being so nice to me today when is ashton kutcher gonna pop out

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  11. Mar 5

    glad things are going well with your consulting job tho !! saw the pics from your recent vacation to belize ... you and your friends looked amazing !!

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  12. Mar 5

    hey sorry i haven't been myself lately it's just that i have to track final vocals for my record & i hate my voice & am terrified that it's going to ruin everything & i'll once again have wasted thousands of dollars that i earned from shitty part-time jobs on a fruitless career !

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  13. Mar 4

    can't listen to npr this week without having a panic attack

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  14. Mar 3

    please vote for bernie today.

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    Mar 2

    I hate music, poetry, and art

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  16. Mar 2
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  17. Mar 2

    cold brew just makes you feel depression faster and more intense

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  18. Mar 2

    that song the middle still fucking slaps to me

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  19. Mar 2

    more than anything i want ignorant confidence

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  20. Mar 1

    sorry can’t hang out today too busy hating myself to the core

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