@Calestous I'm gonna negotiate with these Mayan aliens when they get here - just downloaded the Mayan dictionary - cramming it now
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@paulakahumbu Kibaki gave his farewell address to Parliament just in time. -
@Calestous The rest of Kenya is oblivious to the Mayan calendar and impending end world. If I ran Kenya breweries I'd be maxing on adverts -
@paulakahumbu Some bought leather sofas and plasma screen TVs to watch end of the world in missile-proof bunkers.
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@Calestous IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD! Magistrate in Nyandarua hears case of Man accused of calling his mother a dog. He pleads guilty.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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