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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Aug 2016

    ♪ Would you know my name / If I caught you a salmon? ♪

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  2. 3 hours ago

    This is some big brain meme pondering, but does the NBA replace Booker with Conley if the whole world isn’t still laughing at Mitchell and Gobert getting drafted last (and LeBron’s hilarious explanation for that)?

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  3. 13 hours ago

    Republicans: “Cancel culture is evil. You can’t ruin someone’s life or destroy their work because they said something bad a long time ago. Freedom of speech is sacred!” Also Republicans: “If you say mean stuff to cops we’re gonna throw you in jail.”

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  4. 16 hours ago

    This was my fave movie of 2020, and this convo about it is super enlightening.

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  5. Retweeted
    Mar 4

    God have mercy. This is one of the most evil, horrifying things I've ever read.

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  6. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    Everyone wants to become Wendell Berry, but no one wants to slop the hogs.

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  7. Mar 2

    Texas opening up to let personal responsibility guide its communal safety precautions would be a brilliant idea, if only the mythos of this state wasn’t founded on aggressive individualism and unbridled tribalism.

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  8. Mar 2

    Best compliment I ever got was at a wedding I officiated. After the ceremony, the groom’s grandfather, a very elderly Hispanic man I had never met, came up to shake my hand. He looked me in the eyes and said, “I will remember you.” The most poetic affirmation I’ve ever received.

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  9. Mar 1

    If this was me, I’d have converted to atheism on the spot. My faith is too weak!

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  10. Mar 1

    All dads love looking at the total after topping off a half-full tank of gas and saying “a good year.”

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  11. Feb 28

    Sometimes people just tell on themselves.

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  12. Retweeted
    Feb 27
    Replying to

    Gonna tell my kids this was C.S. Lewis

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  13. Feb 27

    Scariest thing about this article might be that the central neo-Nazi figure in it lives... in San Antonio

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  14. Feb 23

    Super excited to hear this. is one of the good ones, and his music is beautiful and unique. Pre-ordering this today.

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  15. Retweeted
    Feb 20

    This would’ve been hilarious if I’d thought of it a year ago

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  16. Feb 20
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  17. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    How about this San Antonio Missions letterhead, which tracks the logo of their parent club, the (soon to move to Baltimore) St Louis Browns?

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  18. Feb 19

    There’s an intro song to set the theme, then six songs for each week from Ash Wednesday to Easter Sunday, and a song at the end to conclude the whole journey. Hope it blesses you.

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  19. Feb 19

    Also! If you’re looking for some music for prayer and reflection from now to Easter, here’s the playlist I curated for our Lent movement.

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  20. Feb 18

    This is also how people describe visiting a Greek Orthodox worship service for the first time.

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  21. Retweeted
    Feb 18

    This week I have exponentially raised my plumbing knowledge from “absolutely nothing” to “misinformed"

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