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now that ive heard what internet users have to say about it, let me change how i feel about a movie
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“you know who we should get to do our sequel... the head writer of borderlands 3”
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if this goes in favour of "better" then he is juicing the polls
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interestingly enough, since the takeover my "regretted user-minutes" has shot up to 100%
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just take it off the next one of their tweets you're going to like and put it on mine
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when there were 10000000x viral tweets saying the mcu was over because they released some of their flops. i was out here saying “no its not.” and getting zero likes for it
now that guardians of the galaxy 3 is performing normally, you owe me those likes in backpay
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i was today years old when i found out you're supposed to use a product wrong
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if this emerald mine doesnt exist why did you talk about going there in a 2014 interview that has since been scrubbed off the internet
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I grew up in a lower, transitioning to upper, middle income situation, but did not have a happy childhood. Haven’t inherited anything ever from anyone, nor has anyone given me a large financial gift.
My father created a small electrical/mechanical engineering company that was… Show more
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andor season 1 was all about what its like to be a socialist wga guild member and season 2 is about being a tradcath scab
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the female fantasy: hes committed atrocities but he's nice now
the male fantasy: hige boob
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its beautiful: you just try to be better forever and then nothing good ever happens
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this is one of those things that kills if i say it out loud to people, maybe it doesn't translate to a tweet. i promise i will do better
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goo goo ga ga pee pee poo poo
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shes right you should get killed and have to start over during this scripted climbing bit
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“don’t you see? if there is a public response to the crisis that would be robbing us of our individuality, and then we have already lost”
— the american protagonist
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before you talk too much shit about it, i think you should try to get chatgpt to write a coherent feature length script. with plotlines, characters, arcs, setups, jokes, callbacks, format, structure.
not half a page of okay dialogue that goes in circles, but a whole script.
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this is the richest piece of character development to come out of the star wars sequels
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the number of posts cheering on death that are immediately available to me should be a lot closer to zero
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anyway now i come on here and see the worst viral posts that have ever existed and have my tweets shoved in front of people who don't want to see them
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one of the things i liked about twitter was carving out your own little network of freaks to make your niche posts to
its what set it apart from the other social networks: it wasn't about what was popular, but just fucking around with your people
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i think the first game managed to sit just above the disney plus star wars shows in terms of narrative quality, which is quite good for a game.
i'd say this one sits just below. the entire narrative team should never be allowed to work again
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after this they should recut rogue one and remove all the embarrassing shit
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Tony Gilroy says the final 3 episodes of ‘ANDOR’ Season 2 will cover the last 3 days before the events of ‘ROGUE ONE’.
(Source: empireonline.com/tv/news/andor-)
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pleased to announce that the last act of jedi survivor tips it over from "weak video game plot with some decent characters" into "terribly written, sucks"
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i will always suffer fools gladly, im just happy theres someone dumber than me around
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say what you will about his characterisation, but i think cal kestis works really well as a player insert because he has the same type of face as me
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taylor swift in her racist era
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so im not really expecting to like part two. i do however expect all of you will like it, and then you will punish me by making 1000000 million posts about how good it is
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reading dune, the first half rules (if a little held back by being stiff, annoying and fucked). and then the back half is just the stupidest shlock possible (with all the same issues but more so)
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when dune pt 1 came out i was telling someone about how frank herbert was a little freak with fucked views and they said to me “depiction doesnt equal endorsement”
i think they meant to say “you’ve got to separate the art from the artist” but accidentally picked the wrong phrase
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