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    24 Jan 2020

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  2. 3 hours ago

    "I only like my comic book superheroes when they are realistic and reasonable" haha fuck off man Kraven's whole chest roars.

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  3. 3 hours ago

    I can't imagine seeing this and not loving it completely.

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    anyway it's important to remember that there is a song in spider-man: turn off the dark that the green goblin sings called "a freak like me needs company" and introduces the sinister six, including kraven the hunter. respect it.
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  4. 5 hours ago

    Man, I used to really lay into the contrast, huh.

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  5. 5 hours ago

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  6. Feb 7

    Sounds great.

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  7. Feb 7

    Can you imagine a comic collection that didn't include these stone-cold classics?

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  8. Feb 6

    You better

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  9. Feb 5

    Now I know everything.

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  10. Feb 5

    Another thing I've started doing is that if I realize something needs to be on the to-do list but I just take care of it as soon as I think of it, I'll draw a little blue ribbon on my to-do list to make note. They don't do anything, that's just to pat myself on the back.

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  11. Feb 5

    This is working out gangbusters. You'd think "Oh, I'll forget stuff if I don't put it on the list" and you really don't. In fact, you feel real urgent about getting rid of what IS on your list so you can get the other stuff added before you forget. When I say "you" I mean me.

    I've determined that adding things to my to-do list produces pretty much the same dopamine rush as *removing* things from my to-do list so now I only allow myself to add things to my to-do list after I finish something from my to-do list and, folks, it's working out pretty good.
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  12. Feb 5

    But, lack of political imagination being an epidemic of its own ...

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  13. Feb 5

    The answer to "what makes a good compromise," if y'asked me, is that all parties are heard, their needs are addressed, parties that aren't at the table are respected and it builds a foundation of trust going forward. As opposed to "fuck those guys ... and ourselves as well!"

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  14. Feb 5

    Easily the most insane piece of 'political common sense' I've ever heard is that the sign of a good compromise is that both sides walk away unhappy. That's just psychotic. "How'd the negotiation work out?" "Good news -- you're gonna fucking hate it, and so will the other guys!"

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  15. Feb 5

    I like water when it's so cold that it tastes thicker than normal. The coldest, thickest of your still-liquid waters, please.

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  16. Feb 4

    The wows continue. Infantino/Austin set piece Skipping the Falcon Jolli, a badass Trimpe!!

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  18. Feb 4

    Introducing a new Boy to Town:

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  19. Feb 4

    mfw people think me and the boys aren't coming back to town.

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  20. Feb 4

    Me, the boys behind me, showing up in town:

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  21. Feb 4

    I intend to hijack the "Boys Are Back In Town" meme to be exclusively about Kate Bush, to wit: Me and the boys, wakin' up, gettin' ready to get back to town:

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