Tom

@cakesthebrain

Buoyed up by knowledge of my greatness, indulged by waiters, favoured by the women in the market and adored by passers-by.

London, UK
medium.com/@tommycm
Joined January 2009
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  1. 4 hours ago

    you know that lego song 'everything is awesome'? like the reverse of that.

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  2. 16 hours ago

    there is no greater tragedy than the inevitability of work tomorrow.

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  3. 16 hours ago

    my baby takes after me. he cries when he wakes up too.

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  4. Retweeted
    17 hours ago Manhattan, NY

    give em the ol razzle daazle

    9:34 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    21 retweets 79 likes
  5. 18 hours ago

    reminded of a time i sent an important email with the following line: 'apologies for not responding sooner, i have been extremely busty.'

  6. 19 hours ago

    i ask my son to be quiet as i'm doing work. 'ok,' he says. 'but i just have to get something.' he returns to the room playing a harmonica.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  7. 23 hours ago

    i'm about as secure as a magsafe connector.

  8. 23 hours ago

    i doubt there's ever been a better front cover.

    3:04 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  9. Tom followed , and
    • Jeff Giles
      @MrJeffGiles

      YA novelist (The Edge of Everything, 2017). Former Dep. Ed. of Entertainment Weekly. Once, Julia Roberts said to me: I feel no dread when I have to see you.

    • nevona
      @nevona

      i make tv commercials

  10. Apr 9

    did you hear about the italian chef who couldn't get a date? he was cannellonely.

    2 retweets 2 likes
  11. Apr 9

    BEAKING NEWS: Swans, herons, peacocks and ducks descend on Thamesmead and Woolwich

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  12. Apr 9

    one of my is to never wear a '' t-shirt.

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    Apr 9

    ffs is no more : (

    1 retweet
  14. Apr 8

    why bother?

  15. Apr 8

    felicity jones: rebel badass (& oxford graduate)

  16. Apr 7

    i ❤️ jeff koons.

    11:38 AM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
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  17. Apr 7

    potential employers: my computer skills have never been better. (did a formula in excel today.)

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    Apr 7

    Silicon Valley : Behind the scene. “What it’s really like to work for a tech giant” by

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  19. Apr 7

    'i spent a week replying to emails only with gmail's suggested responses and this is what i learned'

  20. Apr 7

    9:35 AM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
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